24 Things You'll Always Find In A Frat Boy's Apartment, House, Or Man Cave
Things you'll find in every Chad, Zach, or Blake's apartment.
When you walk into Chad, Zach, or Blake's apartment, along with any other frat boy, it's a guarantee that you'll find these 24 things.
1. An Empty Beer Can or Liquor Bottle
We all know that you're either going to find empty beer cans or liquor bottles either all over the place that need to be in the trash, or they're either there for decoration... or both!
2. A Composite
Every basic frat boy has one of these in their place, maybe as a way to show off... typical, right?!
3. An American Flag
Because 'MERICA.
4. Street Signs
These are either going to have some type of funny name or relate to their personal name.
5. An Alcohol Referenced Sign/Poster
Miller Lite, Natty Light, Bud Light... take your pick!
6. A Cooler
You may even find that it's been painted by some srat girl who wants to be more than friends with him.
7. A Gaming Console
Because it's pretty obvious that they need something to do in their free time since they don't know what studying is.
8. Juul Pods
Typically mint flavored, but who knows?!
9. A Hole In The Wall
There's a 99% chance this probably happened at some point where there was alcohol involved.
10. Dirty Dishes
I'm pretty sure EVERY guy just piles the dishes up until there's nowhere else to put them.
11. Protein Powder
Because going to the gym is their life.
12. Condoms
Probably even enough to share.
13. An Unmade Bed
The sheets are probably hanging off of the corner of the bed along with it being unmade.
14. Clothes Covering The Floor
They're waiting on Rachel to come do their laundry along with their dishes.
15. A Lighter
There's probably a bad reason as to why they have this.
16. A Backpack
More than likely a North Face or Patagonia bookbag.
17. Old Spice
EVERY FRAT BOY USES THE EXCESSIVELY.
18. Boots
Duck boots, work boots, cowboy boots...
19. Coozies
Stray coozies EVERYWHERE!
20. Frozen Pizza
We all know frat boys live off of frozen pizza and beer
21. Posters
Sorority posters, beer posters, frat party posters, you get the point.
22. A Dead Laptop
They use this for all the homework that they don't do...
23. A Beer Pong Table
It probably has a bunch of writing and names covering it...
24. Something Stolen
A "wet floor" sing, traffic cones, street signs, girl's belongings, etc.