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10 Things That Happen When Trying To Learn How To Cook
Adulting 101: learn how to cook.
24 September 2018
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I kinda wish I watched my parents cook when I was little because now I need to learn how not to starve to death while I'm in college. Here are the 10 basic steps one goes through when they cook for the first time:
1. Watch a cooking video
Giphy2. Get hungry and inspired to recreate it
Giphy3. Buy all the ingredients (even if you only need a teeny tiny teaspoon)
Giphy4. Act hastily, and cut your finger with a knife
Giphy5. Call your mom for help, as you bandage your finger
Giphy6. Feel regret for trying to cook when you can’t do jack
Giphy7. Call your mom for help (again) to check if the meat is thoroughly cooked so I don’t get salmonella
Giphy8. Finish cooking
Giphy9. Take a picture of your food (pics or it didn’t happen)
Giphy10. Be proud of yourself for taking the next step in adulting
GiphyThankfully, no major organs and no other persons were damaged in this process. Off to the next recipe...
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