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The Stages Of A Crush As Told By The Cast of "Bob's Burgers"
We all go through certain stages when we have a crush, Tina just explains it better.
12 February
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We've all had a crush before. Whether it leads to something or nothing, the process has all been the same. The awkward feelings, the stalking, and the stress of trying to keep this huge secret. The feeling of becoming a total spazz is something that cannot be avoided, and the most spazzy family that can relate to this feeling is the Belcher's.
That moment that someone you never looked twice at suddenly makes you do a double take out of no where.
But you can't have a crush, that's outrageous. It's all in your head.
Because you don't have a crush, there's no reason to tell anyone about anything. Right?
But then they do something irresistible and you start to lose it.
Now accepting the fact you have a crush, you have to keep it under control.
Then there's the part where you tell your friends who will claim they called it.
They'll be excited and cheer you on. That's until they realize that your crush is all you'll be talking about.
Your obsession has become so bad, that your Facebook stalking is getting out of control.
But your friends will try and help move things along any way they can. That doesn't mean it will be any helpful though.
As time goes on, you start having fantasies about the two of you and it's starting to scare you a little.
You can't focus on anything because all your attention is on them and everything they do.
Anybody who comes near your crush is now an enemy, and you are willing to fight for your crush.
When you see them, you act like an idiot. Trying to hide your feelings may not be as discrete as you think.
Keeping your feelings inside will start to be harder and harder until you can't keep it inside anymore.
Who knows, maybe it will work out? Take a chance.
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