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12 Syllabus Week Truths As Told By Michael Gary Scott, The Eternal Collegian

"Nope. Don't like that"

Olivia Jacques

Aug 27, 2018

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Ah, syllabus week is upon us and who is better to narrate your week than Michael Gary Scott? He is a man of many wise words. So here your syllabus week summed up by Michael Scott.

1. When you get called on in class but it's the first day

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2.When your professor says class is mandatory

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3. When they tell you that your final will be cumulative

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4. When you tell yourself that you'll thrive this semester

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5. When you get slammed with assignments and it's only the first week

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6. After you buy your textbooks for this semester

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7. When your friend is unexpectedly in your class

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8. When you're really confident going into class but things take a turn

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9. When attendance isn't mandatory

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10. When you're debating dropping out and it's only the first week

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11. When you're driving on campus and everyone walks in front of your car

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12. Well you're still hopeful that you'll kill it this semester

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12 Syllabus Week Truths As Told By Michael Gary Scott, The Eternal Collegian

"Nope. Don't like that"

1. When you get called on in class but it's the first day

2.When your professor says class is mandatory

3. When they tell you that your final will be cumulative

4. When you tell yourself that you'll thrive this semester

5. When you get slammed with assignments and it's only the first week

6. After you buy your textbooks for this semester

7. When your friend is unexpectedly in your class

8. When you're really confident going into class but things take a turn

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10. When you're debating dropping out and it's only the first week

11. When you're driving on campus and everyone walks in front of your car

12. Well you're still hopeful that you'll kill it this semester

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1. Decking the halls AKA decorating before Thanksgiving.

2. Playing Christmas music all day long.

3. Christmas movie marathons.

4. Getting offended when someone hates Christmas.

5. Drinking holiday themed drinks.

6. Buying ugly Christmas sweaters.

7. Using every chance to talk about Christmas.

8. Baking Christmas cookies.

We all make mistakes.

1. Not seeking help.

2. Put my happiness in someone's hands.

3. Declaring a major BEFORE going to college.

4. Trusting everyone.

5. Being on Tinder.

Don't waste your time trying to write that paper when there are so many more interesting things you could be doing.

1. Meditate

2. Groom yourself

3. Eat lots of chocolate

4. Go for a walk

5. Netflix and chill

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1. She's your number one fan…and you're her's.

2. It feels like you guys can communicate telepathically at times with just a look.

3. Fights last for about two minutes because you find something funny and have to show them.

4. Concerts in your car are a regular thing.

5. You have an innumerable amount of inside jokes that are always funny.

6. When she gets clothes it's like you're getting new clothes too.

7. She's seen you at your worst and doesn't judge you…but has taken pictures to remind you.

8. She always knows just what to say to cheer you up…or what food (or drink) to make you if words aren't working.

9. She's the first person to jump to your defense.

10. You have a permanent best friend.

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