So we're back in school, and it's time for syllabus week. Except it's not even a week. It's more like the first five minutes of your first class. Nevertheless, here is everything you would expect from a swarm of unprepared college students on their first week back.

1. Every girl reunites with her friends as if they all just got back from war.

2. You're already reminiscing about the lack of responsibility you had during winter break.

3. You go back to the dining hall with the lowest expectations possible.

4. You didn't bring back enough food to even last a week.

5. Your teachers already start scheduling tests on the first day of classes.

6. Your friends are telling you all about their bizarre New Year's resolutions.

7. Your parents ask you how your first week back went.

8. You forget that you have to look at least semi-presentable.

9. You just want to avoid all of your responsibilities, but they will never go away.

10. You don't understand any of the emotions that you feel.

11. And you have that one breakdown.

12. But then you finally (kind of) get your act together.