The White House experienced an intruder who scaled the fence to break and enter into the White House. Supposedly, the intruder bumped into a secret service member who searched the suspect's backpack which had nothing suspicious inside. The intruder alleged to be close friend of President Trump but that has yet to be verified. It's said that the intruder got within 100 feet of the president's residence and one has to wonder, what exactly did he want? Better yet, who is this intruder? Since news have yet to obtain information on the identity of the intruder, I did some digging around and concluded the possible suspects.

1. Chris Christie

Poor old Christie. After being humiliated during the race for GOP nominee, Christie immediately jumped onto the Trump train which was a surprise considering how critical the Republican candidates were of Trump during the primaries. It's thought that Christie only backed Trump to secure a close position in Trump's office if he won. Well, he didn't get the coziest of spots as Trump offered him the position of Secretary of Homeland Security and Veteran Affairs which Christie denied. This leaves the New Jersey Governor on the outside looking in. Perhaps he wanted to be on the inside looking in by breaking into the White House to beg Trump to be the official White House food taster. Whatever the case, Christie is a prime suspect.

2. Michelle Obama

If the face doesn't say everything already. Mrs. Obama let us know how she felt about Trump's inauguration with the stank face seen 'round the world. This disapproving "mmph" generated a lot of buzz and even a quick comment from SNL's "Weekend Update" which is notoriously known as the President's favorite show. Michelle Obama could be living up to her Secret Ruler of the World potential with this break-in. Whatever it is, we support you, Michelle.

3. Hillary Clinton

This heavily overqualified woman got snubbed during the 2016 presidential elections as she won the popular vote and had far more experience than President Trump. But the e-mail scandal seemed to be a breaking point for the American people and their trust for Mrs. Clinton. Hillary was pictured on a plane with a newspaper covering the story of Vice President Mike Pence's recent news of using a private server. As a strong woman, Hillary may have indeed scaled the fences to confront Pence about his usage of the private server AOL.com or at least asked for tips on how to get away with it. Hillary, here's a hint: have a penis next time a scandal roles around and you'll probably get off the hook. I mean, you could even become President as it so happens.

4. Kellyanne Conway

It may be alternative facts, but Conway is a possible suspect for this incident. As Trump's top campaign advisor and newly elected apologist for the Trump presidency, Conway has sacrificed her own reputation in order to save Mr. Trump's. America watched as Conway sunk lower and lower into insanity having to clean up the mess that Trump would leave throughout the campaign and his current presidency. Maybe she got sick of lying for the President or she was demanding a few days off to detox her body from all the lies but Conway definitely has a secret agenda bubbling up regarding the President and only time will tell when she officially breaks mentally and physically.

5. Joe Biden

The Man, the Myth, and the Legend himself is a prime suspect in this investigation. It was well-known the former vice-president's feelings towards Trump and it even spouted a influx of memes on how Biden would prank the incoming President as he entered the White House. Maybe Joe fooled us all by conducting the pranks after Trump got cozier in the White House. He probably was going to whisper sweet nothings in Spanish in the President's ears to ensure stress dreams and nightmares for Mr. Trump. We're watching you, Joe.

We will learn of the suspect's identity hopefully soon, but these are my top picks.