1. Make a list and throw it in the trash.
We all know that you won't buy anything on it and will walk out with $50 of candy and chips.
2. Don't walk past the baby clothes.
Trust me, you'll want to steal your best friends baby. 
3. Don't walk near the bathing suits/clothes.
I know you'll feel fat AND then you'll also want to buy every cute print. 
4. Whatever you do, DO NOT GO IN THE DOLLAR SECTION.
I'm ashamed of how much money I've blown on garden gnomes and pencils..
Do you REALLY need ten bags of chips for yourself?
6. Be lazy, order online and have them deliver it to your front door.
Maybe you'll even put pants on to open the door.
7. Don't go in the holiday section.
Or you'll end up trying on St. Patty's hats on for ten minutes...oops
8. Beware of the craft section.
It's sad how much money I've spent on cardboard letters and ribbon and oh my..
9. Don't forget what you came for.
I've forgotten the two things I came for SO. MANT. TIMES.
10. Take the following quiz to find out if you're a Target Addict.
Answer Yes or No to the following...
Do you always forget to buy what you came for?
Do you always buy over $40 worth of items?
Do you ALWAYS buy some sort of food or candy?
Do you usually try on clothes that you see but then hate them on you?
If you've answered yes to one or more of the following question, CONGRATULATIONS! YOU'RE A TARGET ADDICT! Now run, walk, sprint, drive, GET TO TARGET.
