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How to Survive if Donald Trump becomes President

Will you survive?

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How to Survive if Donald Trump becomes President
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I'm sure you have all heard that Donald Trump is now the Republican nominee. A few months ago I don't think we would have seen this coming, but the reality is that he now has a legitimate chance at being the future President of the United States- scary isn't it? I'm worried and I'm sure a lot you out there are as well. Let's be real other countries are worried for us! So I've come up with a few quick tips on how we all can survive if he wins the election.

1. Plan On Fleeing to Another Country


The easiest way to avoid the Trump effect is by simply packing your bags and heading to another country. Now, I know we all cant afford to just get up and go anywhere at anytime, but there are still a couple months left until we find out who the next POTUS is. I would suggest saving, or if you're still a student consider going to school in another country. Germany and a lot of the Scandinavian countries offer free schooling and that could buy you at least two years (and hopefully by then Trump won't be considered for a second term).

2. Prepare for the World to End


We all know that if Trump is President things won't go so...smoothly. With his lack of experience (and a lot of other things) things are bound to breakdown. It's a clear sign of the apocalypse so I would suggest watching a lot of Walking Dead episodes and stocking up on canned goods.

3. Wait for His Impeachment


Eventually Trump is going to make a mistake. Whether it involves a policy here in the U.S or our relationship with other countries- Trump will mess up. In order for a President to be impeached they have to be involved with bribery, treason, or a crime. Now I don't know which Trump is bound to do, but with his lack of political knowledge I feel as though he would do something wrong and not even realize it. The possibilities are endless.


I know there aren't many options, but I hope they help if Trump wins. In the mean time make sure you're prepared and ready to vote when the time comes. It's shocking how many people choose to not vote because they aren't registered in time, or haven't done their research and don't know who to vote for. If you want to learn more about what Hillary Clinton stands for you can find out here. If you want to read about why Donald Trump is the worst candidate for president, you can find more here. Get more information and make sure you vote!!


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