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Survey Says: 10 of the Funniest Family Feud Moments

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Madyson Gasper

Aug 23, 2017

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Survey Says: 10 of the Funniest Family Feud Moments

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Family Feud is a game show we have all watched after school, or while we are taking care of the oldies at the nursing home. Over the years, countless families have participated creating the most outrageous answers for Steve and Richards' questions. Here are ten of my favorite answers:

10. "Something a burglar wouldn't want to see while breaking into a house..."

NAKED GRANDMA!! This man had me dying of laughter.

9. "What do you do for a living?"

"I'm a recovering vegetarian." Excuse me? What type of answer is that? Let alone, who says that on T.V.?

8. "Give me a boys name that starts with the letter 'H'."

The answer.... José............................. I'm just going to leave this here being the English major I am....

7. "If your sex life had a remote control, what is the button you would hit the most?"

An elderly woman answers, "Change the channel." I don't know if it's because she was older or what but this to me was hilarious.

6. "A reason you might stay in on a beautiful day?"

The guy says, "Because it's raining outside.." WHAT IS THAT!! I'm laughing typing this.

5. "Name something you feel before you buy it.."

"Excited." I'm sorry sir, we didn't ask for an emotion, we asked for an object. Nice try.

4. "Name the most romantic sounding instrument.."

"Drums." Again, I'm sorry sir. I was in percussion throughout high school and that and the Tuba would be the worst sounds to hear when you're trying to get your Marvin Gaye on...

3. "During what month of pregnancy does a woman begin to look pregnant?"

September.... I'd really like to know the pulse of these contestants. If they are really under that much pressure to not be able to answer properly... I want some of that.

2. "Real or fictional, name a famous Willy."

Nelson, Wonka, Little Willy Willy,... OR Willy The Pooh...

1. "Which of the seven dwarves describes your wife in bed.?"

Neither of them answer!!!! They are such smart men. ;)

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I can't tell whether these people plan these answers, or are actually that pressured..

10. "Something a burglar wouldn't want to see while breaking into a house..."

9. "What do you do for a living?"

8. "Give me a boys name that starts with the letter 'H'."

7. "If your sex life had a remote control, what is the button you would hit the most?"

6. "A reason you might stay in on a beautiful day?"

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4. "Name the most romantic sounding instrument.."

3. "During what month of pregnancy does a woman begin to look pregnant?"

2. "Real or fictional, name a famous Willy."

1. "Which of the seven dwarves describes your wife in bed.?"

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There are plenty of obstacles that come when taking care of kids, but it's a very rewarding experience.

1. You get excited when the parents purchase season passes to the pool.

2. You've become friends with the stay-at-home moms in town.

3. You get a chance to eat "kid foods" again.

4. You've traded in your cute purse for a large tote bag.

5. You have at least one car seat in your backseat.

6. Their nap time is your happy time.

7. Lunch time can be a disaster.

8. You have to play the same board games repeatedly.

9. You catch yourself using the same lines your parents once told you.

10. Your "mom-mode" kicks in at times.

11. Your heart melts a little when they do something cute.

You'll never find any souvenirs with your name on it

1. You know you are up next when the teacher pauses while taking attendance

2. When “I’m going to do my very best to make sure I know all your names” is said, it may or may be an empty promise

3. “Wow! That sounds so cool! Where is your family from?”

4. You dread when people ask you to repeat your name over and over because it “sounds so cool when you say it”

5. There’s a 50/50 chance that your name will come back either correct or incorrect at Starbucks

6. People try to find shorter, easier nicknames for you instead of calling you by your actual name

7. When someone famous or fictional character shares your name, you get so happy

8. “What’s your name?” “It’s [name]” “I’m sorry, what was it again?”

9. You’ve pretty much seen every misspelling and heard every mispronunciation of your name throughout your life

10. When you find another person with an “ethnic” sounding name, you both get excited

11. Despite the struggles, your name is pretty unique… just like you

Can I be excused for the rest of my life?

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6. “Geez, you are obsessed with your flag. We get it, you’re Puerto Rican.”

7. “Why are you so loud?”

8. “So does your family know English?”

9. “Oh my god, Puerto Ricans are so spicy.”

10. “So did you eat a lot of tacos?”

11. “Are you Mexican?”

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