Perks To Going Out Sober
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Perks To Going Out Sober

"Being sober on a bus is, like, totally different than being drunk on a bus." -Ozzy Osbourne

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Perks To Going Out Sober

It's cheap.

Especially if you're 21 and drinks cost a fortune.

You look good.

No drunken mishaps where you smudge off all your makeup and look like a weird sewer rat at the end of the night.

Dancing.

You might not be as confident in your moves, but, when you're sober, you can really focus on burning up the dance floor.

Remembering the night.

It's always fun to witness all the shenanigans that can ensue on a night out!

Being the mom/dad of the group.

Taking care of drunk friends can be annoying sometimes, but it can be a lot of fun too.

No drunk texting.

It happens even to the best of us...

No hangover!

Probably the most rewarding perk! Going out, having an awesome time, but waking up in the morning without a headache or the urge to hurl.

Having the best stories to tell.

Your stories from the night before will always be the best, because you were the only sober one!

Whichever you choose, there are perks either way!

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