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Summer Survival Kit for the Basic White Girl

For those of us who can't even.

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Summer Survival Kit for the Basic White Girl
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After spending 18 summers in the field of the super white girls, I feel that I have adequate knowledge of the kind. So, from a basic white girl, here is a list of the summer necessities of your average super white girl.

1. Urban Decay Setting Spray.


Setting spray functions to keep makeup on, especially for keeping your eyebrows on in the pool.

2. Birkenstocks.

If you're truly a basic white girl, then you definitely copped a pair of those Jerusalem B.C. 12's (I have two pairs and zero regrets). The next level of white girl has a solid Birkenstock tan as well, but it's not a requirement.

3. A Starbucks cup (probably containing iced coffee).

If you're a true basic white girl, you know that iced coffee is life. End of story.

4. Some new Netflix show to binge watch.

Personally, I recommend "Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt."

5. A cute leather bag you found at Target.


Because you need something to hold your iPad and Michael Kors wallet. For bonus white girl points, the bag should be vegan leather.

Hopefully, you can prepare yourself for the summer with all the essentials of a typical basic white girl. Good luck on getting tan and not burnt!

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