You’ve probably already seen the posts about why having big boobs sucks, but let me tell you a little something about how summer is the season of the devil.
(PS - I had to look at a lot of accidental porn trying to find these pics for you guys. Hopefully they don't kick me off the college wifi...)
1. You don’t get to wear cute bralettes.
Are these only made for 30A?
2. Boob sweat is the most. disgusting.
It smells a weird type of way too. Not really sure like what. Lucky Charms, maybe?
3. Tank tops do not fit... ever.
If they’re not too low, then you just have a huge amount of side boob, or they just flare out at the front like a maternity shirt. There’s no winning. So you basically look like this, very apologetically and not for the Insta likes:
4. Swimsuits also never fit.
Sister sizes aren’t real when it comes to swimsuits. How do I tell companies that a size XL doesn’t constitute for both my DDD and also my small 34 band size? And how am I supposed to swim in a bikini where everything is jiggling and jangling? Don’t get me started on halters. My neck wasn’t made to support my 8 pounds of boobage. You can get a pretty rad bikini if you want to pay a good $100. Who even invented triangle bikinis, why is there no underwire,where is the support, why do I still have side boob, why am I not a swimsuit designer.
5. Crop tops are usually too crop and not enough top.
The bottoms of my boobs need to be covered too! I didn’t come here to just wear a bra sized top over my bra that I already am wearing.
6. Those cute flowy tops that keep you cool always need something underneath so you don't show too much boobage.
So you really just sweat more than if you just ditched the whole idea and went outside in just your bra.
7. Any dress that you find will most likely not fit you.
Strapless dresses? Backless dresses? Built in bras? V necks? Sorry.
8. And finally,
If you had any option of going braless, you’re wrong. Sweat and sag and gravity just don’t love us big-boobed girls. But hey, you’ll have it easier to get around when you’re wearing a bra. Love your girls.
