1. The Reverse Mustache
GiphyHave you ever put fake tan, or even bronzer, all over your body and face on a hot day in an attempt to get that summer goddess glow? Well if you have, you'll know come night time there will be a small white strip on your upper lip where the dark pigment has sweated off throughout the day, leaving the dreaded reverse mustache.
2. Underarms Puddles
This one again has to do with sweating (eww). The perfect mix of cotton fabric and the summer heat leaves your shirt with a nice dark ring of moisture around your underarms. #TeamNoSleeveSummer
3. Uneven Tans
GiphyAm I the only person who forgets to flip when they're at the beach tanning? It just never occurs to me, so I always end up with one side of my body being four shades darker than the other.
4. Pedicure Problems
It might just be because I'm constantly in the water at the beach or pool, but my pedicures never last in the summer. After less than just two weeks they start chipping and my skin starts peeling, which is not the move when I wanna be wearing cute sandals all the time.
5. Summer Flings
GiphyThey never last, but it's fun during the months where the sun doesn't set until nine. Then they end and become a simple memory.
6. No Nude Bras
I love wearing fun colored bras, and sometimes I don't mind when they are peeking through my clothing, but in the summer I wear so many light colored shirts that my two nude bras can't keep up with my wardrobe choices. Inevitably, when my sensible bras are in the wash, I'll attempt to pair a dark red bra with light pink shirt hoping that no one will notice the difference. They notice.
7. Pink Cheeks
GiphyMaybe it's just my facial structure, but somehow I always manage to burn my cheeks no matter how much sunscreen I slather on.
8. Bye Bye Hair Tie
For some reason, I'm always running low on hair ties in the summer. Either they break super easily, or they fall out of my hair while swimming without me realizing. Either way, I'm left with a naked wrist and a burning hot neck.
9. Booty Shorts Verses Hot Car Seats
There is no worse experience than feeling super cute in your short shorts, only to have your thighs slightly seared the moment you sit down in your car.
10. Chapped Lips Pits
www.instagram.comI go to extremes to prevent this from happening by using only medicated lip balm and reapplying almost every other hour, but I wouldn't wish chapped lips (especially when you're kissing someone) on anyone.
