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Your Summer Home As Told By 'Drake & Josh'

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Your Summer Home As Told By 'Drake & Josh'

When you walk in the door and see one of your siblings after a long finals week. You are just so excited to finally be home, but they are not having it.

And so the first thing you want to do is take a shower and bask in the joy of not having to wear flip flops while bathing.

But as soon as you get out of the shower, your mom is already yelling at you to unpack.

The first time your younger sibling's new boyfriend or girlfriend comes to pick them up, and you have to re-establish your role as the protective older sibling.

Remembering that you live in a house full of savages and that all food needs to be protected like:

When you realize that you'll be living with your family again for the next three months and don't know how to deal with them.

When you first go out to the bars at home and see people from your high school who went nowhere with their lives, and you get an ego boost like...

But then you see your ex from high school out at a bar and you are definitely not prepared for when they corner you in order to "catch up."

When you're back at your old retail job from high school, and you just can't deal with the customers anymore.

When you've been lazy for so long that you forget how to function and think that maybe it's time to go back to school ... or read a book.

When your aunt and uncle offer you an insane amount of money to babysit, and you have to sit there and watch television with the kids while fighting the urge to scream.

How many days until you can go back to school with your friends? Eighty-seven?

Me too, Josh. Me too.

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