Ah, summer. The only people who enjoy summer more than high school students are college students. Finally we get to pack up our dorms and say goodbye to exams, finals, and ridiculous term papers for three glorious months of nothing (unless you take summer classes, and if so, bless your soul). So here's your summer vacation, as summed up by the show New Girl.
When you see high schoolers driving around town
But then you realize they are judging you for moving back in with your parents
Then you get home and have to explain your car's contents to your parents
You start out trying to pretend you don't drink
But then you try to innocently order your first drink in front of your parents
And you feel so guilty for pretending you haven't drank before
But by the end of summer you really stop caring what they think
So you spend your summer doing nothing
But then you realize you need a job
When really you don't want to work at all
You realize all your friends are studying abroad or doing really cool internships
And you start losing touch with the world
Your parents try to relate to make you feel better about living at home
But you secretly love not having roommates
And you know you couldn't survive on your own
...And you really enjoy the free groceries
So you accept your fate
Before you know it, it's time to go back to school
And then your friends ask what you did with your summer
Yup, sounds about right, Winston.