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Summer Break For College Students, As Told By Cher Horowitz from 'Clueless'

This summer will have you "totally buggin'."

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Summer Break For College Students, As Told By Cher Horowitz from 'Clueless'
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1. Finally! School's out, and you worked your ass off!

Next step: It's time to make this the best summer ever.

2. No better way to kick the summer off by heading to local neighborhood house party.

This calls for a shopping spree to find the perfect outfit for the night!

3. Your BFF calls you up to ask what you'll be wearing tonight because she's out of ideas. Here's where your fashion advice comes to the rescue.

4. You both are about to enjoy a fun filled night...

5. Until of course, her ex enters in with another girl.

What a mood killer! You have to let her know that she's too good for him and could easily find someone ten times better.

6. And at that moment, that's when you spot a cutie from across the room.

Gotta take the chance to talk to him while you can!

7. You dance, have a few drinks, and he tells you he'll call you sometime.

YAAAS girl! The start to a summer fling.

8. As you wait to make plans to go out again, your summer consists of trying to learn to cook, but failing miserably...

9. Going on road trips with your friends, but letting the wrong person behind the wheel, which results in getting lost a few times along the way...

10. Seeing the people you never liked in school, outside of school, but having that mutual dislike with your friends and laughing over how ridiculous they are...

11. Eating out in your hometown as much as possible because you don't ever want to have to re-live eating dining hall food...


12. Shoo-ing off a couple of weird guys that happen to randomly slide into your DMs...

13. And don't forget getting into a few arguments with mom and dad over the littlest things.

14. But you still haven't heard from the guy from the party.

What gives?

15. You ask a few of your girlfriends to investigate about your crush.

They have some bad news for you... he's been a player this whole time! He has a girlfriend he never told you about! Your heart is broken, yet again.

16. You also can't help but overthink the situation.

"Did my hair get too flat? Did I stumble into some bad lighting?"

17. At the end of the day, you know you always have your friends to go to, who have your back through thick and thin, and you don't know what you'd do without them.

18. Just say "whatever" to all the people who take you for granted in their lives.

Who needs them anyways?

19. Remember that you are chic, independent, and have a bright future.


Or should I say, you have the rest of the summer ahead of you.

20. Maybe, just maybe, you'll find that the boy next door was the one you've been waiting patiently for all along.

“I had an overwhelming sense of ickiness.” When you get this feeling, you'll know he's the one!

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