Whoever wrote Sue Sylvester's character and lines is an absolute genius. Her countless insults make her the roast queen, but her remarks on Will's hair are the most iconic. If you are a complete gleek, then you must know how vital Sue's role was in the show. We miss her, and we miss Will's curly hair-do. Here are some of my favorite insults Sue made about Will's hair.
1. Did you get a haircut? It looks awful.
Straight up.
2. I agree with sponge hair, square chin.
I love the visual.
3. Oh, William, I wouldn't dare lean on you. There's so much grease in your hair I'd probably slide right off.
She's probably right on this one.
4. Wow I just lost my train of thought you have so much margarine in your hair.
Kills me every time.
5. I thought you might want to put all of us out of our misery and shave off that chia pet.
Ch-ch-ch-chia.
6. Your hair looks like a briar patch. I keep expecting racist, animated Disney characters to pop up and start singing songs about livin' on the bayou.
Sue's got quite the imagination, I can just picture it.
7. As a going away present, here's a spray bottle of "I can't believe it's not butter"; keep that head merkin looking buttery fresh.
As always, I can't help but laugh.