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15 Stupid-Funny Movies That You Need To Watch ASAP

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Watching movies is one of my favorite things to do during my spare time. I like all kinds of movies from chick-flick, to action, to horror, to drama, to musical, to those movies that make you laugh until you cry. No, not just comedies, but those movies that are just really stupid to some people. I find those types of movies hilarious! Here is a list of stupid-funny movies you have probably never heard of, but need to watch, followed by some of my favorite quotes and scenes!

1. Almost Heroes

[a bear has come into camp]

Bidwell: "My nose itches."

Hunt: "Don't scratch it."

Bidwell: "Feels like there's a bug up in there."

Hunt: "You scratch your nose, you're dead."

Bidwell: Well, I don't know what's worse. The bear or my itchy nose."

Hunt: "I think it's leavin'."

Bidwell: "I'm going to scratch it!"

[begins scratching nose and the bear turns around and bites his leg and drags him off]

Bidwell: [shouts] "The bear is worse! The bear is definitely worse!"

2. Your Highness

Thadeous: "Shit!"

Fabious: "What?"

Thadeous: "I left goddamn Steven back at camp."

Fabious: "Who's Steven?"

Thadeous: "He's my loyal animal companion, and he means just as much to me as Simon means to you...and I guess I'll never see him again."

Fabious: "Very well, brother, I understand that bond. We shall return to camp, face the traitors, and rescue Steven."

Thadeous: "No, f*^k it, it's over.... But seeing as Steven's no longer with us we should get rid of Simon as well.

Fabious: "But that would serve no purpose, brother? That would be like me asking you to get rid of Courtney, because Julie is no longer with us."

Thadeous: "I will drown Courtney in a shallow f*&^$#g pond right now if it means fair is fair."

3. Dracula Dead and Loving It

Dracula: [his last line] "Renfield, you asshole!"

4. Pink Panther movies

Clouseau: "I was known as the Pavola of the parallels. Oh, yes.

[starts swinging on the parallel bars]

Yes, it's all coming back now.

[sings] Ah, yes, I remember it!

[loses grip and falls down the stairs]

Aagh! Well, that felt good."

5. This is the End

Jay Baruchel: "The power of Christ compels you!"

Jonah Hill: [in a demonic voice] "Guess what? It's not that compelling."

6. Beverly Hills Ninja

I mean, let's be honest, I could add about every Chris Farley movie ever.

Haru: "I have traveled many miles and now have come disguised as a pimp to help you."

7. Caveman

Most of the lines in this film may be purely caveman, but it will still have you laughing the whole time!

8. Austin Powers

Austin Powers: "Yeah, baby, yeah!"

9. Scary Movie 1-4

(From Scary Movie 4)

Secret Service Agent: "Mr. President, the country is under attack by aliens."

President Harris: "I'll deal with that later. Right now I want to find out what happens to the duck."

Secret Service Agent: "More people will die!"

President Harris: "The people will die regardless. But this duck still has a fighting chance."

Secret Service Agent: "Sir, I've read the book. The duck dies."

[President spits milk all over elementary school kids]

President Harris: "Good God! That's horrible!"

10. Without a Paddle

Tom: "Is this Billy's funeral? Is that the corpse of Billy Newwood? Jer, is that you?"

[Jerry waves embarrassed]

Tom: Are you with Dan? Where'd you guys park?"

Jerry: "TOM!"

11. Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls

Fulton Greenwall: "Bumbawe Atuna... Bumbawe Atuna..."

Ace: "Hi, there. Nice to see ya. Bumblebee tuna. Bumblebee tuna! Ace Ventura, Pet Detective! How are you this afternoon? Alrighty then

[turns to native]

Excuse me, your balls are showing. Bumblebee tuna."

12. Zoolander


Derek Zoolander: "What is this?! A center for ants? How can we be expected to teach children to learn how to read...if they can't even fit inside the building?"

Mugatu: "Derek, this is just a small..."

Derek Zoolander: "I don't want to hear your excuses! The building has to be at least...three times bigger than this!"

13. Dude, Where's my Car?

[Jesse and Chester come across an ostrich]

Jesse: "Dude, it's a llama!"

14. Harold and Kumar

Harold: "Dude, we're so high right now!"

Kumar: "We're not low!"

15. Hot Chick

Jessica (Clive): [after ripping off a guy's ponytail] "You think you're so cool 'cause you can pee with your p*^#s. Get a new conditioner, your ends are totally split!"


These 15 movies will have you rolling on the floor laughing by the time they are over. They may be very, very stupid, but they are also pretty funny.

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