New Orleans is a place full of music, culture, cool spots, and most importantly, cool restaurants. Obviously, it's impossible to have a bad meal in the Crescent City, but when there are so many awesome places to pick, how do you choose? Luckily, I've chosen for you, and broken it down to the best spots for every possible occasion, as well as some favorites at each place. This guide ensures that no matter what you're feeling, you'll know just the right place to go.

When you're craving Mexican:

Uptown:

The Rum House
What to order: Jerk Chicken Tacos, Mac and Cheese, Funky Monkey, Rum Fish Bowl

Downtown:

Johnny Sanchez
What to order: Queso Fundido, Mexican Street Corn, Wood Grilled Chicken (below) , Frozen Margarita

When you need the perfect hangover brunch:

Uptown:

Toast
What to order: Aebleskivers (below), Avocado Toast

Surrey's
What to order: Shrimp and Grits (below), Bananas Foster French Toast, any organic juice

Downtown:

Ruby Slipper Cafe
What to order: Eggs Cochon, Migas Scramble

When you're trying to snag the perfect #foodporn picture:

Uptown:

Satsuma
What to order: Bagel Plate, Green Breakfast Sandwich, Roasted Pear and Brie Melt (below)

The Big Cheezy
What to order: The Mac N' Cheezy, Turkey Presto

Downtown:

Willa Jean
What to order: Artichoke Dip, Blue Crab, Milk and Cookies

When your parents are in town and you're trying to get fancy:

Uptown:

Restaurant R'evolution
What to order: Snapping Turtle Soup, Crab Beignets, Creole Cream Cheese Potatoes, Stout Chocolate Cake

Downtown: August
What to order: Potato Gnocchi, Seared Dorado (below)

When your sweet tooth kicks in:

Uptown:

The Creole Creamery
What to order: Banana Split, Lavender Honey ice cream

Downtown:

Cafe du Monde
What to order: Coffee and Beignets, obviously (below)

When you're trying to avoid the Tulane ton:

Uptown:

Fresh Bar
What to order: Make Your Own Salad

Downtown:

Seed
What to order: Mango and Kale Salad, Sweet Corn Polenta

Happy eating, Tulanians!