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10 Annoying Comments people with Stretched Ears Always Hear

Yes, it did hurt.

Ari Lentini

Jun 26, 2018

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10 Annoying Comments people with Stretched Ears Always Hear

There are many reasons for people to stretch their ears. Regardless of the reason, we all get the same few questions from friends, family and strangers. With ear stretching becoming more popular as the years go on, it still doesn't make them any less of an anomaly. Allow me to show you the most common questions/statements and answers to them.

1. Did it hurt?

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Did your last piercing and/or tattoo hurt? Yes, of course it hurt. It's not the type of pain to make you faint, but it's pretty uncomfortable. If the pain is unbearable, you're doing something very wrong.

2. How did you do it?

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There are tapers that help enlarge the hole. You stretch the hole using tapers, keep the taper until the flesh is loose enough that you can put jewelry in your ear. (Google is your friend.)

3. Will it ever go back to normal?

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If you take care of your ears and stretch slowly and safely, most likely unless you go too big. Otherwise, surgery. In short: it's possible to go back to "normal".

4. What do you call those?

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Stretched ears. "Gauge" refers to the size, example 4 gauge or 0 gauge. The jewelry you can see through are called tunnels. Ones you can't see through are plugs. Ones you use to size up are tapers.

5. Can I touch it/ Can I put my finger through it?

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Enough said.

6. Is it heavy?

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It depends on the material the jewelry is made of. There's acrylic, wood, steel, titanium, glass/Pyrex, niobium, bone, horn, stone, and silicone.

7. Why?

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Why do you wear a cheetah print shirt with zebra print pants, Gertrude? Personal taste.

8. "I personally wouldn't get them, but they look good on you!"

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While this may have good intentions, this is incredibly rude. "I wouldn't personally have a neon purple house, but you look great living in it!"

9. "Don't go any bigger! Stay at that size!"

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This may surprise you but they are my ears. If I want to go bigger, I will.

10. Aren't you going to regret them?

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Much like tattoos, stretched ears have become a huge part of my identity. They make me feel confident in how I look, so who are you to shame me for it?

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10 Annoying Comments people with Stretched Ears Always Hear

Yes, it did hurt.

In This Article:

1. Did it hurt?

2. How did you do it?

3. Will it ever go back to normal?

4. What do you call those?

5. Can I touch it/ Can I put my finger through it?

6. Is it heavy?

7. Why?

8. "I personally wouldn't get them, but they look good on you!"

9. "Don't go any bigger! Stay at that size!"

10. Aren't you going to regret them?

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"I don't want to do things. I want to not do things."

1. When you look at the syllabus and realize there are only three weeks of the semester left; even though the first day was LITERALLY yesterday.

2. You look at your grades and realize they probably aren't as high as they should be, which is a terrifying realization.

3. When you think to yourself at night, "tomorrow, I will wake up early and go to the library ALL day, and, hell, maybe after I'll go to the gym for a little bit, just to push myself that extra mile."

4. Tomorrow actually comes. The inevitable and overpowering sense of procrastination is too strong to overcome.

5. But you DO end up going to the library. Not all day though, but still, a while. But no, you do not go to the gym. Still, you made an effort, so you decide to treat yo' self.

6. When you realize you need to schedule a meeting with your adviser because you need to sign up for classes next semester. But you also realize that since you waited until the last minute, you're going to get stuck with all of the crappy classes.

7. When you low-key try to slip into conversation with your professors that you need extra credit because you're that desperate.

8. When it's already the third time you've seen your adviser in two days because you have no damn clue what you're doing and need all the help you can get.

9. When you apply for a job associated with your major even though you have no experience, but you just want to dive headfirst into the deep end of adulthood and get it over with.

The world is not always sunshine and rainbows, and you do not have to be, either.

It would be so much easier to just pay someone to do it for you

1. Figuring out when to start

2. Searching through list after list to get everything you need

3. Shopping for deals

4. Getting bins to put everything in

5. Figuring what you can’t live without

6. Going through clothes to find what you need

7. Finding out your siblings took something from you

8. Fighting with your parents.

9. Trying to plan things with your roommate

10. The fear of forgetting something

11. Move in day

Relatable moments from one of the best shows I have ever watched.

1. When you fail that midterm you studied so hard for.

2. When your crush finally texts back.

3. When payday comes around.

4. When you accidentally like someone's picture from 108 weeks ago.

5. When someone takes your unassigned assigned seat.

6. When your favorite character in your favorite TV series dies.

7. When that guy/girl you’ve been crushing on agrees to go on a date with you.

8. When you have so much to do, and such little motivation to do it.

9. When someone asks for your last fry.

10. When you try a new health-food craze.

11. When you get new clothing.

12. When you check your bank account.

13. When they're serving good food in the dining hall.

14. When someone tries to tell you what to do.

15. Or just your thoughts about life in general.

We all have that "I don't care" attitude.

1. Most students just take life day by day.

2. That means procrastinating, one day at a time.

3. College students don't mind dressing like crap sometimes.

4. In fact, dressing nice feels weird.

5. College students get so stressed that they contemplate dropping on a daily basis.

6. But most find another solution to deal with that stress.

7. And that solution can be pretty cheap. Anything over $5 is expensive.

8. One of the only things college students will spend money on is coffee.

9. College is just really expensive and you never forget how expensive it is.

10. But hey, we're getting a somewhat high-quality education, right?

11. We all really just want to pet dogs all day.

12. And eat pizza for every meal.

13. And stab the next person who asks us what we want to do with our life.

14. However, despite the stress and student loans, college is amazing and there's plenty of reasons to smile.

Thank you, April, for inspiring us with your wicked relatability.

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