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Stop Judging My Unhealthy Eating Habits

Give me nuggets or give me death.

Catherine Lewis

Oct 01, 2017

University of Florida

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Considering the fact that it's 2017, I thought we as a society were over food shaming! However, we apparently aren't based on the looks I get when I declare my love for Taco Bell or the amount of times I have heard "I don't drink soda" or "I haven't drank soda since I was 6" when offering my friends a soda. Honestly, I am so tired of the judgment. To quote Ron Swanson, " The whole point of this country is if you want to eat garbage, balloon up to 600 pounds and die of a heart attack at 43, you can! You are free to do so. To me, that's beautiful".

I don't believe in meal prep because what am I a 40-year-old man that got super into cross fit after going through a messy divorce? The closest I come to meal prep is grabbing a cheese pizza lunchable from the fridge. The prep is done for me, and I don't have to eat the same chicken and veggies I had for the last three days.

Also so what if I pair my fish with easy mac and tater tots? Does it affect your life? Or if I eat Taco Bell three times in one week? Or if I have a soda or two every day? Does any of this affect anyone but me? No, no it does not! I exercise and maintain a healthy weight, so why do you feel the need to act like I'm 600 hundred pounds and fighting for my life.

I'm sorry you have a problem with the way I eat, but I honestly do not care. I am going to continue to eat my dinosaur nuggets with chips and salsa and a can or two of coke. If I balloon up to a billion pounds, fine by me. If I die early, so be it. Why would I want to live to be one-hundred if I can't be happy? I rather die at 42 with a face full of salty french fries from McDonald's. If meal prepping and drinking *shudders* water make you happy and you want to live to be one-hundred years old and watch all your unhealthy friends die around you then do it, but if eating Taco Bell 6 times a week makes you happy then live your best life!

For my super healthy friends if you will try not to judge me for my unhealthy eating habits then I will try not to judge you for your ridiculous ways of meal prepping and drinking water *shudders*.

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