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Stock Versus Bond:

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I don’t know how you feel about me but I like you. Like everyone else in this world, I believe time is valuable. It is kind of like the advice my mom gave me when I started “dating”, do not give your time to anyone. So the fact that I am giving you my time, that should say something. I enjoy spending time with you and hope you feel the same. Now, I have stated how I feel about spending time with you but you have yet to say anything. When we are together, I try my hardest not to ask any questions. I walk on eggs shells when we are together because I also do not want to say the wrong thing. It is very hard for me not to ask questions but I succeed. My curiosity is suppressed, verbally, and I have managed to find a new job. Basically, I have been going through your belongings every time you leave me alone. Not to be rude but you are crazy for leaving me in your house alone. I am not going to steal or damage any of your things but if I see something that catches my eye, well. Well, I am going to look through it, hold it, grab it, scan it, or whatever I can do it before you come back to find me snooping. It is good to know you trust me but lets be real. Are we wasting each others time?

During one of our conversations, you mentioned you invested in a horrible and quite racist device. I will not mention the device name but you know what it is. You should be ashamed of yourself. Yet, it brings me to a valid idea about you. You value your money and want it to be placed in a position to where it can work for you. That is such a smart idea. You are a smart man. I do not believe you would spend anytime doing something that in return not benefit you. You are better than that. I do believe that you are also a male and cannot always read between the lines. This particular line that I speak of and it correlates our relationship, intimate or not, is between my time and your time. My time is invested in you and I would not do something that in return would not benefit me. I am investing my time into you because I see a great asset. Baby, you are my stock option.

I took economics in college but I barely remember anything I learned. My business knowledge extends as far as stock versus bond. I know, or I think I know that a stock has value and a bond is like a debt. Well, time is valuable so wouldn't it be like stock? The money or time invested, the more you are to see an output, or profit. (Side note: If my theories are wrong please tell me but for this article pretend like you get where I am going with this) Long story short, if you continue to invest time and money (nothing in life is free) with me, you will see a profit. If not, I will leave you in a financial debt and emotional debt for the next person you date. Do not waste my time or your money.

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