Steve Bannon, former White House chief Nazi strategist, isn't really the most attractive being, inside or out. His well-documented belief system is threatening to all those who aren't straight cis white men. With that being said, every time Steve Bannon is brought up, I can't help but think one thing:
He's ugly. As. Hell.
Ordinarily, I hate to talk about people's physical appearances, since shaming people for their attractiveness(or lack thereof) isn't cool.
However, Steve Bannon is a special exception, since his outward appearance matches who he is on the inside. It's crazy how poorly you age when there's nothing but hatred and evil in your heart.
(P.S. I'm aware this pic was photoshopped. The real thing isn't much better. Just go along with it.)
You mean to tell me that that guy believes in genetic superiority? Kindly miss me with all of that.
In honor(or dishonor) of Steve Bannon's ugly mug, here's a list of things that he looks like.
1. The Mucus from the Mucinex Commercials
While watching an episode of Maury, I stumbled upon a commercial for Mucinex, a medicine designed to help clear mucus from the throat and lungs. I'm pretty sure I found an aminated version of Steve Bannon in said commercial.
The sneer on the face of the evil mucus really drives home the resemblance.
2. A Cold Sore
I'm not putting a picture of a cold sore in here (because they're gross), but Steve Bannon looks like one. Google search 'cold sore' and tell me I'm wrong.
3. A Deflated Ms. Puff
During one episode of Spongebob, Ms. Puff, Spongebob's boating school instructor, deflates due to Spongebob's less-than-stellar motor vehicle skills.
Steve Bannon definitely favors her. They both appear to be melting minute-by minute.
4. Spongebob When He Caught The Suds That One Time
Sticking with the Spongebob theme, during an episode, Spongebob gets sick and catches "the suds." The illness renders Spongebob weak and pale. He looked like this:
Can't even tell the difference.
5. The Nasty Patty
Yet another Spongebob reference. Bannon looks like the makeshift Krabby Patty that Mr. Krabs and Spongebob served the health inspector.
Sometimes, a picture's really worth a thousand words.
Did I miss any? If so, let me know in the comments section.
