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25 Of The Best Stassi-isms We're All High-Key Guilty Of

The queen of the fake smile.

Victoria F. Leonardo

Mar 21, 2019

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25 Of The Best Stassi-isms We're All High-Key Guilty Of

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Stassi Schroeder is the type of reality star you love to hate or hate to love, maybe even both. She's a self-claimed queen bee on Bravo's excessively shallow hit show, "Vanderpump Rules." She never, ever falls short on snapping something crude and always giving the world attitude. Depending on how you view this, it's either amazing or painfully horrible.

Nevertheless, this character makes good TV and the odds of her truly being this psycho is likely a no. She's the perfect example of a dramatic sasshole, but don't lie, we're all guilty of these moments — hers are just displayed on public television. Here are 25 of the best Stassi-isms we're all high-key guilt of:

1. "I'm always right, so I know."

2. "Hashtag OMG, Insta-fight."

3. "F*cking skank."

4. "Motherf*cker, are you kidding?"

5. "It's my dream to have three glasses of wine in front of me at all times."

6. "Rich people annoy me."

7. "I only want to boss around cool people, not losers."

8. "I don't really give a sh*t."

9. "This is super awkward."

10. "I am so good at making people feel like sht when they deserve to feel like sht."

11. "I'm going to get two bottles of wine tonight. I'm celebrating."

12. "It's my birthday, what I say goes."

13. "I'm not really sure what I've done to you, but I'll take a Pinot Grigio."

14. "I'm afraid she's going to ask me advice on how to dispose of a dead body."

15. "I hate you, I hate you, I hate you. Go f*ck yourself and die."

16. "You HATE me, Lisa."

17. "I almost sh*t my pants."

18. "I want to wrap a dildo in acid and give it to her as a present, so that it tears out her insides."

19. "You don't f*ck with the champagne queen."

20. "Why didn't I have a bottle of wine before I did this?"

21. "This is karma, for making bad life choices."

22. "Who can say no to an open bar?"

23. "I am the Devil."

"I just happen to be naturally perfect."

25. "Watch out b*tches, I'm back."

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The queen of the fake smile.

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1. "I'm always right, so I know."

2. "Hashtag OMG, Insta-fight."

3. "F*cking skank."

4. "Motherf*cker, are you kidding?"

5. "It's my dream to have three glasses of wine in front of me at all times."

6. "Rich people annoy me."

7. "I only want to boss around cool people, not losers."

8. "I don't really give a sh*t."

9. "This is super awkward."

10. "I am so good at making people feel like sh*t when they deserve to feel like sh*t."

11. "I'm going to get two bottles of wine tonight. I'm celebrating."

12. "It's my birthday, what I say goes."

13. "I'm not really sure what I've done to you, but I'll take a Pinot Grigio."

14. "I'm afraid she's going to ask me advice on how to dispose of a dead body."

15. "I hate you, I hate you, I hate you. Go f*ck yourself and die."

16. "You HATE me, Lisa."

17. "I almost sh*t my pants."

18. "I want to wrap a dildo in acid and give it to her as a present, so that it tears out her insides."

19. "You don't f*ck with the champagne queen."

20. "Why didn't I have a bottle of wine before I did this?"

21. "This is karma, for making bad life choices."

22. "Who can say no to an open bar?"

23. "I am the Devil."

"I just happen to be naturally perfect."

25. "Watch out b*tches, I'm back."

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4. When you need to see an advisor, but they are too busy/unresponsive.

5. Trying not to dress like a bum for your appointments with your advisors/department heads.

6. When you have a perfectly planned out schedule, and one class ruins it.

7. Carefully moving things around to accommodate a different class/section.

8. Waking up at 6:00 a.m. for your enrollment time.

9. Concocting a new schedule at your enrollment time after your original plan gets changed.

10. Getting into a class and filling the last available seat.

11. When all of your classes finally go through.

12. Realizing that you forgot a class that was a pre-requisite for everything else.

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1. When you have to provide an "interesting fact" for your first day ice-breaker.

2. When your professor is babbling on and on in his lecture.

3. When you edit your friend's paper and they get an A.

4. When it's 2 AM and you remember you have a test tomorrow.

5. When you finish taking the test and you're pretty sure you failed...

6. ...but then you get the test back and somehow passed.

7. When you've been up for 12 hours straight writing a paper.

8. And then you manage to stay awake in class the next day.

9. When you have to butter up your professor for an extra credit opportunity.

10. When you're assigned a group project.

11. And your group-mates are trying to chat about life instead of the assignment.

12. When it's your last class of the day and you're about to go home.

13. But then you remember rent is due tonight and the anger comes back.

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