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20 'Hocus Pocus' One-Liners To Say After Ordering Starbuck's 'Witch's Brew' Frappuccino

"Damn...I wanted it ON TOAST!"

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20 'Hocus Pocus' One-Liners To Say After Ordering Starbuck's 'Witch's Brew' Frappuccino
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Public service announcement! There's a special frappuccino available at Starbucks for a limited time! Here are some one-liners to say that will truly charm, or spook, your barista.


1. "And what is that, dude?"

2. "I found it quite lovely." 

3. "Another glorious morning. Makes me sick!" 

4. "I put a spell on you. And now you're mine!"

5. "It's just a bunch of hocus pocus!"

6. "Let's light this sucker and meet the old broads."

7. "Damn, damn, double damn." 

8. I wanted it..."ON TOAST!"

9. "Goodbye cruel world." 

10. "It's a full moon tonight. That's when all the weirdos are out." 

11. "Bubble bubble, I'm in trouble." 

12. "Max likes your yabbos." 

13. "Farewell, mortal bus boy!" 

14. "I smell children." 

15. "I'll take thee away. Into the land of Enchantment!" 

16. "How much candy have you had, honey?"

17. "Jump back!"

18. "It's the one night of the year when the spirits of the dead can return to the Earth."

19. "Use iodized salt to ward off witches, zombies, and old boyfriends." 

20. "Couldn't you forget about being a cool teenager just for one night?" 

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