Imagine this: you walk into your favorite restaurant to find some Stormtroopers having a cup of coffee. It's not like you have a lightsaber or anything. Maybe you've always had the Force in you, but didn't know? I really think Chattanooga, Tennessee is a great place for any fictional character to find something, so in a city far, far away...
1. Jar Jar Binks would invade the "Tennessee Aquarium."
2. Luke Skywalker would create a new "Jedi Temple" on Lookout Mountain.
3. Chewbacca would take a trip to the "Chattanooga Zoo."
4. Stormtroopers would be sending out recruits to local foster homes.
5. Darth Vader would adopt a child.
6. Poe would go to the "Chattanooga Choo Choo" and try to convince authorities to let him drive a train.
7. Or try to fly a plane at our airport.
8. Yoga, Yoda would do. "Peace.Strength.yoga," Yoda would go.
9. R2D2 and C-3PO would "Escape Chattanooga" with ease.
10. Watto would be found gambling at "Casino Players International" or become a vender at the Chattanooga Market.
11. Chirrut Imwe would enjoy an afternoon at "Painting With A Twist."
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