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The Stages Of A Penn State Football Game As Told By Jimmy Fallon

In just 12 short days, Penn State football will be taking over Happy Valley again.

Lulu Hamm
Aug 22, 2016
Pennsylvania State University
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The Stages Of A Penn State Football Game As Told By Jimmy Fallon
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In just 12 short days, Penn State football will be taking over Happy Valley again, and 46,000 students prepare to welcome back our beloved game day traditions with open arms and full hearts. Whether you come for the student section or for the chicken baskets, every Penn Stater takes pride in being 107K strong. As we try to contain our excitement for this season, let us reminisce on our many sunny days spent in Beaver Stadium. And who better to tell the glorious story of a game day at Penn State than everyone's favorite human, Jimmy Fallon.

1. After many long months, game day has finally taken over Happy Valley.

2. You walk past a tailgate and find an adorable Penn State puppy.

3. You look at the screen of your phone beaming with pride after you and your friends take the perfect game day pic.

4. And you forget there's absolutely no service to even post anything. Maybe if you reach you can just get one bar...

5. They swipe your ID. You're in. This is finally happening.

6. S**t. And you've already lost your friends.

7. Reunited! Now we have chicken baskets and Fight On State is blasting through the stadium. All is right in the world.

8. The other team just scored. Are they even allowed to do that? Ref?

9. Alright so apparently the other teams can score??

10. And we scored. Suck on that. WE ARE PENN STATE, YOU ARE IRRELEVANT.

11. You lose your free pom pom and now you don't know what to do with your hands.

12. You hear the start of Sweet Caroline and you have already accepted the fact that you will not have a voice tomorrow.

13. Someone in front of you slips off of the bleachers and you feel like a horrible person for fighting back laughter.

14. When you think Saquon Barkley looks at you in the stands.

15. But then everyone starts singing the Alma Mater and you realize that the game is over.

16. Then you suddenly remember that you go to the greatest university in the world, and you'll be right back in Beaver Stadium next weekend.

17. And as you're leaving you find another puppy and you swear this time that you're never letting go.

18. All in a ~game~ day's work. Until next time, Penn State.

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