Those unbearable Sundays–are we ever ready for them? No. We all want nothing more than to bury ourselves in bed and never face the world, unless there's food in the world. We will come alive for food.
Let's face it, Sundays suck, but we're in it together. This is a Sunday, as told by a college student.
11 a.m.: Starting the day with a pep talk to open your eyes, then looking at your phone to see what time it is
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11:02 a.m.: Chugging water.
11:10 a.m.: Reminiscing about the night past with your roommates.
11:30 a.m.: I NEED FOOD.
12:30 p.m.: You take a shower to feel accomplished.
1 p.m.: You're already exhausted from the day and decide to lay in bed for a second.
1:15 p.m.: You take a nap.
3:30 p.m.: "I'll go to the library for three hours!"
5:30 p.m.: You text your group chat with "Who wants food?"
6:30 p.m.: You make plans to do more homework.
6:35 p.m.: You contemplate going to the bar for the game.
6:45 p.m.: "I can't, I have homework."
7:30 p.m.: You take a "quick" study break.
8 p.m.: *Opens beer*
8:15 p.m.: Your neighbors order Dominoes, and obviously offer you some.
8:45 p.m.: Suddenly, your home is filled with friends rooting on the Patriots.
9:30 p.m.: You claim you're going to bed early.
10 p.m.: You realize your homework is due soon.
10:10 p.m.: You crack another beer open.
10:45 p.m.: You feel fat, because you never made it to the gym.
11:15 p.m.: You didn't order takeout tonight, therefore, you feel better about not going to the gym.
11:50 p.m. : Rushing to turn in your half-assed homework due at midnight.
12 a.m.: At least you showered today.
