It’s that time of the year again -- and no, I don’t mean Christmas. Although, you may also spend the night before this major event lying awake in bed and trying to shut your brain off. That’s right, I’m talking about midterms. This is the point in the semester where you realize how much you know (or don’t know). This is also the time that you decide you’re going to start studying more so that you never have to feel any of these things again…
1. You’ve been expecting this, but never imagined it would happen so soon.
All of this tends to sneak up on you. It seems like just last week you were taking your test on chapter one, and now you have to remember chapters one through seven… for six different classes.
2. You’re going to dominate this exam, nothing can hold you back, and all of your dreams will come true.
I kind of start with the mindset that if I do well on this midterm, then I don’t have to worry so much on the final. Doing well on the final usually means passing the class, and that just makes you feel like you can conquer anything.
3. You’ll lay out a schedule and start being productive... in your head.
4. It’s shocking that your professor could think someone can fit so much information into their brain at one time.
5. Isolation.
Well, you’ve realized you have to cut off all contact with the outside world and basically become a hermit if you want to make this work. It’s just easier this way. You don’t have to change out of your pajamas, you can eat whenever you want, and nobody is going to tell you that its really probably time you took a shower.
6. You think you need someone to teach you how to learn and don’t think you will ever be smarter then you are in this moment.
Once you’ve contemplated the massive amount of information you need to refresh yourself on, you attempt to start studying. In attempting to study, you realize that no matter what you do to try and make this information stick, it just doesn’t. So maybe this is the end, maybe this is as good as it gets for your education.
7. Contemplate the benefits of dropping out and living with your parents for the rest of your life.
8. Sleep deprivation and delusions.
The uncontrollable laughing, crying, singing, whatever it may be, it is your breaking point. Shaving a couple of hours off of your nightly sleep isn’t necessarily a bad thing. But we take it to the extreme during midterms week, and we pay for it.
9. Panic.
10. You feel so much lighter, and you don’t have a care in the world.
11. OR, major regrets…
Number 10 may or may not apply to you. If it doesn’t apply to you, it is most likely because number 11 does. So you messed up: you didn’t study enough, you got a little lazy, or just blanked… Whatever it was, it is not the end of the world. Over half of the people you interact with every single day have lived through college. They’ve lived through (at least) eight midterm weeks, and so will you. Now you know how to work hard and prepare yourself for finals. Don’t stress it -- go eat some cheese fries.