Stages of Growing Up as Told by Spongebob Squarepants | The Odyssey Online
Start writing a post
Student Life

Stages of Growing Up as Told by Spongebob Squarepants

I'm an adult, I swear...

100
Stages of Growing Up as Told by Spongebob Squarepants
goofballs

There will be a day when you wake up and you realize that you are no longer a kid. You have to get a job. You have to pay some bills. Someone talks about a 401K. Well, what better way to describe the stages of growing up than with a cartoon (because we're totally adults)? Here are the stages of adulthood, as told by our good friend Spongebob.

One day, you wake up and realize your imagination isn't what it used to be...


You remember the day you had to start getting more serious about school. And taking the SATs had you like:

You remember waiting for college acceptance letters.

Freshman year, you thought you were all that.


You've had your first crazy night in college.

And your first massive hangover that you had to pretend not to have while you sat in class or work.

You knew you were growing up when you did your own laundry for the first time.

You felt like this after your first couple of years in college.

When you turned in your last paper EVER. It was bittersweet because you were done, but you looked like this:

You'll know you're getting older when this becomes your every dream.

And when you fondly remember the college days that had you like this:

When now most days feel like this:

You remember when you got your first paycheck.

And you realize the adult struggle when you feel fancy after getting paid, but then you look at your bank statement.

You'll know adulthood when it seems like everyone is always trying to sell you something...

But when you buy things now, you only look for sales and bargain prices.

You're getting older when you realize that you have to start eating healthier (or else those burgers would go straight to your thighs, and then you'd blow up).

And you had to start cooking real food...like VEGETABLES.

But you are still overjoyed (and gluttonous) when you visit your parents and they make you food...

Or take you grocery shopping.

And you constantly ask them for all of their recipes, because now you actually have to cook.

You'll know things are changing when you take control over your health and decide to work out regularly.

And on the day you decide to stop worrying about petty, insignificant drama, you'll become a little wiser.

One day, things teenagers say will just stop making any sense, and your interactions with them will feel more like this because you have to Google their slang.

Instead of that "kid stuff," you start taking real time to think about what you want to do in life.

Then suddenly, you realize everyone around you is getting married and having children, so you start asking the important questions


And finally you will know you're growing up when you wake up one day and time just feels like this:

Report this Content
This article has not been reviewed by Odyssey HQ and solely reflects the ideas and opinions of the creator.
one tree hill
Wikipedia Commons

If you need a new series to watch, I recommend One Tree Hill. I watched this series three times now and it only keeps getting better. If you need any more reasons beside the fact that all of the seasons are on Netflix for your binge-watching pleasure, here are seven more reasons to watch it.

Keep Reading...Show less
University of Mount Olive
University of Mount Olive

College is the most exciting time of a person's life. It really is. Exciting is not always a positive feeling though. Excited is a feeling that can be associated with nervousness, anxiety and more. Here are some real tips for college freshman that go beyond the typical, "Go to class," lecture.

Keep Reading...Show less
Relationships

The 5 Pros and Cons Of Long Distance Friendships

Being friends with someone thousands of miles away has its drawbacks and perks.

1083
friends on the beach

True friendship is incredibly rare, and to find a friend that will be there for you through all of life's curveballs is something quite unique. To add distance into the equation, maintaining a real, true friendship can be a struggle. There are good and bad parts that come with long distance friendship.

Keep Reading...Show less
high school girls
Tori Horne

Friendship. It's defined as the state of being attached to another person by feelings of affection or personal regard, but what really is friendship? Is it that occasional hallway talk with that one person who always manages to cheer you up? Is it that relationship you have with someone where they can be gone for a long period of time, but when they come back, it's like they never left? Is it spending every waking hour with someone, and knowing every detail about their life? Is it the relationship that's filled with fighting, but filled with even more resolution? I've learned that it's all of these things, and every friendship is different. It's a beautifully dysfunctional mess that should always be cherished and never be taken for granted.

Keep Reading...Show less
cousins
Bailey Totten

I've known you your entire life. More than likely I held you in the first three days of it and at least one of us cried. Cousins are truly one of the best things in the world and while sometimes I complain about how many people crowd Grandma's living room on Christmas Eve, I wouldn't trade you all anything.

You are my best friends, the only people who can understand what it's like on Thanksgiving, and you are the spunkiest people I have ever met. But you as so so young, most of you are just now starting your adventures in the public education system. I mean, I'm so very young too. I'm not married, I don't have children, heck, I just started my adult life, but I do want to give you what little advice I have. My dears, these are the things I want you to know.

Keep Reading...Show less

Subscribe to Our Newsletter

Facebook Comments