I have a problem. It's a serious problem. I am in love with a celebrity I've never met, never will, and honestly if I ever did it would be horrible and should never ever happen.
You've been there right? Just watching TV when all of the sudden the most gorgeous person you've ever seen just happens to pop up. Then you watch the stupid press interviews they do for their new movie and you learn what a giant dork they are? It's wonderful and amazing.
So here are the stages of falling in love with a celebrity. As told by my love for Tyler Hoechlin
First, you're sitting there, minding your own business, watching TV or a movie when suddenly: THEY appear.
It's innocent at first, they're your favorite character, or you just like looking at them. You get to watch them grow as a character and an actor. You're so proud! (And they are SO gorgeous!)
Next thing you know, you're watching their entire filmography
and their widdle baby face is just too cute. Just look at this gem from 7th Heaven
Wait. That isn't even the cutest one. This is from Road to Perdition (Yes, the Tom Hanks movie. He's just that good.)
You even watch the seriously bad movies
That one is from a movie called Grizzly Rage. It's about a murderous grizzly bear. And it was bad.
Now, though, your crush is branching out, working on new things. You HAVE to keep up.
You gotta support your boo, y'know?
Even the ones that don't last in the movie theaters.
You caught up! Yay! Now what? What will you do without new material?
The answer, of course is watch interviews on YouTube.
The glasses kill me.
And you see every photoshoot for every magazine.
It's just not even fair.
The worst part is with all those photoshoots and interviews you learn SO MUCH!
You have similar interests, like traveling:
"Q. What are your five favorite cities?
A. New Orleans, New York, Chicago, London, Rome, Amsterdam and Paris. Sorry. Just picking seven was hard enough!"
-Interview with Chicago Tribune
And similar tastes in food:
And he's just a nice guy!
Sometimes you just drool over them
This one's my phone background.
But overall, you're just really proud of them and want them to be successful. Which they are.
HE'S FREAKING SUPERMAN!
Basically, I'm here for you. And it's going to be okay.
Just don't get creepy on them, okay? That's not cool.
Energetic dance performance under the spotlight.
Taylor Swift in a purple coat, captivating the crowd on stage.
Taylor Swift shines on stage in a sparkling outfit and boots.
Taylor Swift and Phoebe Bridgers sharing a joyful duet on stage.
