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The 10 Stages Of Moving Into A New Apartment As Told By Broad City

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The 10 Stages Of Moving Into A New Apartment As Told By Broad City
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1. Stepping into a completely empty apartment: a blank canvas for your creative endeavors

2. Talking up your interior design skills to your roommates and envisioning your humble on-campus apartment as a loft in New York City

3. Surprising yourself with the number of boxes you - a small and/or out of shape person - can actually carry up three flights of stairs

4. Hoping and praying that your water has been turned on

5. Scouting out multiple stores to score all the best deals on new furniture

6. Feeling exhausted from a long day of decoration shopping at Target

7. Figuring out how to set up utilities

8. Using empty moving boxes as a makeshift dinner table, so that you can enjoy Chipotle on your living room floor

9. Looking around at the small explosion of clothes and shoes that is currently your apartment

10. Getting a sudden burst of energy to clean up and finally settle into your new place

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