10 Stages Of Writer's Block | The Odyssey Online
Start writing a post
Entertainment

10 Stages Of Writer's Block

We've all been there a time or two... or ten.

30
10 Stages Of Writer's Block
Tumblr

Writers may come in different sizes and shapes, different genders and genres, but there is always one thing in common: writer's block. It's terrible, it's annoying, and it tries to ruin your life. OK, maybe not that last one, but still! Here are the stages of writer's block and what they mean:

1. The Procrastination Period

This is one of the worst parts about having writer's block. You are sitting at your computer, staring at your screen and you begin to have the will to finally start working on your writing assignment. You open a new tab, start searching for things on the topic you chose to write about, but then you get lost in time and before you know it five minutes later you're either on social media or youtube. #ProcrastinationAtItsFinest

2. The Substance Abuse Period

Don't worry, this is not about real substance abuse, but rather about food, music, social media... Basically you're saying you'll take a little of something, but before you know it you're a fridge deep, 20 minutes into picking a song, re-sharing FB posts, re-tweeting your own thoughts and re-playing snapchats. #RT

3. Finally Having Inspiration

The lightbulb finally goes off in your head, and your idea is amazing. You end up writing for about 18 minutes, furiously I might add, you're just going and going, but then you stop typing and it leads into this next phase. #OMG

4. Re-Reading What You Just Wrote

You lose train of thought, so you decided to read over what was just written to see if you can think of anything else from there, but then you slowly start having an eye twitch, and realize you wrote a lot of words, yet none of them make sense. #CriesInternally

5. Erasing EVERYTHING

You pull a move as if you were in a movie, throwing things off the desk, screaming and erasing aggressively. After you have erased what you just wrote... and every other piece saved on your hard drive, you then sit and there and start questioning life. #RealTalk

6. Mental Breakdown

Yup, that last one kind of set a burning flame under the butt of this stage. This two-paged paper you have to write (third world problems I know), it will be the death of you... okay not likely, but it will cause you mental anguish the more you stress over it. #ICantEven

7. Officially Crashing

Congratulations, you have worked your brain so hard that you just knocked out. You have just spent the past two hours trying to get that writing started, and all you have to show for it now is the drool dried on your face. #LiterallyEw

8. "It Doesn't Matter... Okay It Does"

You're up and sulking, you're now battling your conscience about whether or not it is worth it to do... slowly we all figure out that it is usually always #WorthIt.

9. It's The Final Countdown

Hold on, that dead lightbulb you got going on there, it has a small spark coming back to it. Eureka! You've got it! You breathe, suck it up, and go to town before the deadline in order to make that award winning piece your [you know the word]! #Winning

10. Free at Last... Repeat Later

You finish that assignment, you get it in, and you feel this overwhelming sense of freedom and joy... until you realize you have to do it all over again. However, for writers, this is one of the many joys to their job. Even though it's talked about so much as if they hate it, they secretly cannot wait for the next week to do it all over again. #ISeeYou

Report this Content
This article has not been reviewed by Odyssey HQ and solely reflects the ideas and opinions of the creator.
college shirt

These individuals excel in their studies, fueled by both natural intelligence and hard work. From the ambitious Entrepreneur to the talented Theatre Person, each student on this list embodies a unique aspect of college life and showcases the diverse interests and passions found on campus.

Keep Reading...Show less
Christmas Tree
History.com

Now that Halloween is over, it's time to focus on the Holiday Season. Don't get me wrong, I think Thanksgiving is great and can't wait for it, but nothing gives me greater joy than watching Freeform's 25 Days of Christmas, lighting peppermint scented candles, decking the halls, and baking gingerbread cookies. So while we approach the greatest time of the year, let's watch the 15 best Christmas movies of all time.

Keep Reading...Show less
6 Signs You Are An English Major

There are various stereotypes about college students, most of which revolve around the concept of your major. Unfortunately, we often let stereotypes precede our own judgments, and we take what information is immediately available to us rather than forming our own opinions after considerable reflection. If I got a dollar for every time my friends have made a joke about my major I could pay my tuition. One stereotype on campus is the sensitive, overly critical and rigid English major. Here are six telltale signs you are one of them.

Keep Reading...Show less
Entertainment

27 Things 'The Office' Has Taught Us

"The Office" is a mockumentary based on everyday office life featuring love triangles, silly pranks and everything in between. It can get pretty crazy for just an average day at the office.

3088
the office
http://www.ssninsider.com/

When you were little, your parents probably told you television makes your brain rot so you wouldn't watch it for twelve straight hours. However, I feel we can learn some pretty valuable stuff from television shows. "The Office," while a comedy, has some pretty teachable moments thrown in there. You may not know how to react in a situation where a co-worker does something crazy (like put your office supplies in jello) but thanks to "The Office," now you'll have an idea how to behave ifsomething like that should happen.

Here are just a few of the things that religious Office watchers can expect to learn.

Keep Reading...Show less
Student Life

10 Signs You’re A Pre-Med Student

Ah, pre-med: home of the dead at heart.

1844
Grey's Anatomy
TV Guide

Being pre-med is quite a journey. It’s not easy juggling school work, extracurricular activities, volunteering, shadowing, research, and MCAT prep all at the same time. Ever heard of “pain is temporary, but GPA is forever?” Pre-meds don’t just embody that motto; we live and breathe it. Here are 10 symptoms you’re down with the pre-med student syndrome.

Keep Reading...Show less

Subscribe to Our Newsletter

Facebook Comments