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Stages Of A GNO As Told By Step Brothers

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Stages Of A GNO As Told By Step Brothers

Everyone is cuddled up on the couch. You have all successfully talked each other out of going out tonight. The only problem that you are emotionally able to deal with tonight is what TV show you should all watch.

However, just being able to relax without FOMO isn't easy. That one friend always comes in and successfully tempts you with whatever is going on tonight. You compromise, so it is going to be a girls' night out.

There are so many things to do and so much fun to be had!

However, no night out can be perfect. That one friend who was with that guy for some amount of time has decided that this is the night that she shall confront that boy.

Everyone gets dressed and it's time to take pictures! Everyone wants a clever "GNO" caption for their Instagram. Of course, there is always that one friend who wants nothing to do with it.

You and your crew roll up. It's time to ignore everyone and just dance with your friends.

Someone got an internship for the summer and, thanks to some liquid courage, they have decided that they are a woman of the world and that they will buy everyone drinks. No one stops her, of course.

Your other friend has decided that she is a "good rapper" and attempts to rap every song that is played.

She is not very good, but what are girlfriends for? They're there to compliment each other and talk up each others' egos. That means a lot of, "Wow you're so good," and encouraging clapping.

Suddenly, everyone decides that it's time to flock to the bathroom. When you get there you're excited because there's no line!

You meet a random girl in the bathroom and immediately bond over something, so she becomes the newest member of your crew. You don't know her name, but logistics don't matter.

Then someone starts talking about something that they don't know anything about.

Now there is officially drama.

However, it's girls night and this argument is quickly resolved with an, "Oh my god, I love you. You're so pretty."

Now it's time to play the compliment game and everyone pretends that they don't want them.

"Hey ladies, do you want some shots?"

Finally, it's time to go and take that one person home. Everyone has someone like that in their group. There's always that person who is not OK and chaos follows everywhere she goes. You throw her into bed and girls' night is officially over.

Now you just have to deal with how you feel the next morning.

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