Two words that terrify every college student: FINAL. EXAMS. The test that determines the difference between a 4.0 and a 3.0. What we all dread come the end of the semester.

Phase 1: I'm going to start studying a few weeks ahead of time

Phase 2: Realizing your first final is in one week

Phase 3: Trying to read your notes

Phase 4: Convincing yourself that a week is plenty of time

Phase 5: Waking up in a cold sweat realizing you have two days

Phase 6: Trying to learn everything at 6 a.m. in the library

Phase 7: When someone sneezes while you're in the zone

Phase 8: Walking into the light of day

Phase 9: The night before the test

Phase 10: Walking into the classroom

Phase 11: When your parents find out and hit you with that but I TOLD you

If anyone can relate to us, it's my boy Kermit.