The Stages Of Finals As Told By Kermit The Frog

Kermit the Frog, our hero.

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Dec 05, 2016

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The Stages Of Finals As Told By Kermit The Frog

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Two words that terrify every college student: FINAL. EXAMS. The test that determines the difference between a 4.0 and a 3.0. What we all dread come the end of the semester.

Phase 1: I'm going to start studying a few weeks ahead of time

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Phase 2: Realizing your first final is in one week

Phase 3: Trying to read your notes

Phase 4: Convincing yourself that a week is plenty of time

Phase 5: Waking up in a cold sweat realizing you have two days

Phase 6: Trying to learn everything at 6 a.m. in the library

Phase 7: When someone sneezes while you're in the zone

Phase 8: Walking into the light of day

Phase 9: The night before the test

Phase 10: Walking into the classroom

Phase 11: When your parents find out and hit you with that but I TOLD you

If anyone can relate to us, it's my boy Kermit.

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The Stages Of Finals As Told By Kermit The Frog

Kermit the Frog, our hero.

Phase 1: I'm going to start studying a few weeks ahead of time

Recommended for you

Phase 2: Realizing your first final is in one week

Phase 3: Trying to read your notes

Phase 4: Convincing yourself that a week is plenty of time

Phase 5: Waking up in a cold sweat realizing you have two days

Phase 6: Trying to learn everything at 6 a.m. in the library

Phase 7: When someone sneezes while you're in the zone

Phase 8: Walking into the light of day

Phase 9: The night before the test

Phase 10: Walking into the classroom

Phase 11: When your parents find out and hit you with that but I TOLD you

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College athletes, it's time we talk about sports hygiene.

1. It's just the basics.

2. Just an easy tip.

3. As a college student, I get it.

4. Time to be real.

5. Shower right after.

6. Another get real moment.

7. Take home your clothes.

8. Be nice!

9. Disinfect!

10. Just keep up with yourself.

What would I do without my mom?

1. “Good luck today! I believe in you and always will.”

2. “Everything will be OK.”

3. “Do you want to come home for the weekend?”

4. “Don’t stress! Stress causes pimples and we don’t want that!”

5. “Look out for a care package coming in the mail.”

6. “You are so bright; I know you can get through this."

7. “Take a break and relax for a little, you’ve been working so hard.”

8. “Go out with your friends, have some fun. Use your card, I will refill it.”

9. “Take a deep breath.”

10. “Everything will work out the way it's supposed to.”

11. "I love you."

She's got your back with everything that college throws at you.

1. Doctor.

2. Nutritionist.

3. Personal trainer.

4. Tutor.

5. Stylist.

6. Babysitter.

7. Therapist.

Just some relatable college student advice! Yes, you aren’t the only one!

1. Don’t buy Textbooks the first week of class.

2. Ratemyprofessor.com! PLEASE use it!

3. Don’t wear your lanyard or ID around your neck, it makes it obvious for everyone to know you’re a freshman.

4. Always bring a charger or headphones wherever you go.

5. Don’t miss out on the free food on campus.

6. You don’t always need to dress up…Trust Me!

7. Get More Involved!

8. Don’t feel pressured to hook-up with anyone.

9. The Freshman 15 is REAL! Don’t brush it off!

10. It’s OK to say NO!

11. Drinking / Partying doesn’t equal popularity.

12. Try to spend less time in your dorm.

13. It’s OK to change your major!

14. Always take an Uber or Lyft!

15. Never go to a party alone!

16. Start your resume early.

17. Keep your door open when in your room.

18. Get to know your professors.

19. You don’t really need an unlimited meal plan.

20. Procrastinate = LATE!

21. If you need to…sleep!

22. It’s also OK to say ‘no’ to going out all the time!

23. Take advantage of the free stuff on campus!

24. Not everyone in college drinks.

25. Community bathrooms aren’t THAT bad.

26. Please get along with your roommate.

27. Spotify/Apple Music Playlists!

28. Please clean your room frequently!

29. Please Go to Class….You’re paying for it!

30. Do the extra credit!

31. DON’T Pick 8 am Classes!

32. Use the resources on campus.

33. Eat at Dining Halls to save meals or even cook your own food.

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