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6 Stages Of Your Fall Semester, As Told By 'The Fairly Odd Parents'

here is a look at the fall semester that is perfectly described in the following phases.

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6 Stages Of Your Fall Semester, As Told By 'The Fairly Odd Parents'
Nick

As the days soar you are now probably drowning in homework and there is no surprise that the fall semester can bring on a lot of emotions, luckily we are halfway there! we have almost checked out and winter break is quickly approaching. However, we still have a little while to go, but in the meantime, here is a look at the fall semester that is perfectly described in the following phases.

1. Syllabus week.

by some miracle, the Gods of college students everywhere have created one week of the year where we don’t yet have to give a shit about anything and while it's a huge joke, no one takes it forgranted because its a week of doing nothing.

2. Midterms.

the time of the semester where you get to study the material all night and forget all of it the next day. and let's be honest, you will hardly study for it since the final will be majority of your grade.


3. Cuffing Season.


ahh cuffing season, this is the part of the semester where chaining yourself to another person through the season becomes the latest trend as the window for finding a cuff buddy runs from Halloween weekend until Thanksgiving.

4. The mental breakdown ( or two..).

college is a high-stress environment and it always seems like as soon as you hit the middle of the semester you get slammed with assignments and it feels like trying to stay afloat at sea while every little thing in life weighs you down to your breaking point(s)

5. Holiday break.


we look forward to this part of the year the most, what could be better than escaping papers and exams to be home to good food and your own bed?

6. Finals.

the final countdown!. you will definitely find students late at night in the library double-fisting caffeinated beverages, and cramming only to forget everything they just studied AGAIN.

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