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St. Patrick's Day As Told By Parks and Rec

They always know just how we feel.

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St. Patrick's Day As Told By Parks and Rec

We all celebrate St. Patrick's Day differently but most of us can agree that no matter what, it's always...intense. Here's a good representation of our crazy St. Patrick's Day as told by our favorite people, the ladies and gentlemen of Parks and Rec.

1. First, you wake up. It's 7 a.m. and you've only slept for 4 hours so you're a tad disoriented.


2. But you soon recognize that it's FINALLY ST. PATRICK'S DAY and it's time to get excited!!!


3. Now it's time to start drinking. But first, a quick pep talk with your squad.


4. You may even suggest a drink to start with...


5. Alright, it's time to leave!

Make sure everyone has their beads on, and let's go.


6. As soon as you arrive, you need a drink.


7. A few drinks later, and you're having a blast.


8. Throughout the day, you'll probably run into some people you haven't seen in forever. And it'll be awesome!!


9. Or, not so awesome...

There are some people you just don't need to see again.


10. Some of your friends may try to call it quits after a few hours, but you know better than to let them leave.


11. And for the friends you're not with, you'll be sure to send them plenty of needy text messages


12. Eventually you'll need to eat something.


12. And when YOU get the urge to go home, your friends make sure you're motivated to stay out.


13. By the end of the day, you've done your fair share of dancing with people you don't know.


14. And happily watching other people be just as sloppy as you are.



15. So it's time to head home.


16. But walking home with your friends may not be the easiest task.


17. When you get home the first thing you want to do is make food. Even if you may not be totally capable of doing that.


18. Then it starts to set in just how many green drinks you consumed today.


19. But it's okay, because all in all, it was a great day!

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