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Things You Know If Your Squad Always Roasts Each Other

A squad that roasts together, stays together.

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Things You Know If Your Squad Always Roasts Each Other
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Straight fiery roast sessions are the glue that holds your squad together. Making constant jokes about each other is your main form of communication and your whole squad is closer because of it. These are some things you have learned and become all too familiar with when your whole squad always roasts each other.


1. You expect jokes at all times

Your conversations are 1% normal and 99% roasts. There is never a conversation where someone doesn't make jokes towards another squad member and you all accept that as completely normal. Wether its in the group chat or when your'e all hanging out after class you expect to be roasted at least twice a day.

2. Nothing is off limits

When your whole friend group constantly roasts each other you know that the jokes come at any time and in any place. Nothing is too personal or off limits when it comes to the topic of jokes. When you and your friends know each other well enough, they can whip out embarrassing things you did in 2007 and roast your entire childhood in a matter of seconds.

3. You develop quick thinking skills

You have learned to be on top of your game at all times. Witty comebacks are your second language and you know how to be ready to use it at any time.

4. You start to take the roasts as compliments

You are so used to being roasted all the time that you start to take the jokes as compliments. Any nicknames your friends have made for you or any embarrassing story they hold against you is part of your friendship. You most likely have grown to love and accept whatever roastings they throw your way because you know it means they love you in a strange and twisted way.

5. All the roasting makes you have a stronger bond

Because a squad that roasts together, stays together.

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