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Spring Semester Told By Amy Poehler

Who better to tell us the pains of spring semester than Amy Poehler?

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Spring Semester Told By Amy Poehler

Nearing the end of spring semester in college can get super intense. Deadlines pile up and you're so burnt out by this time that all you've eaten in forty-eight hours has been some egg-salad and a jar of peanuts. Who better to tell us the pains of spring semester than Amy Poehler?

1. Starting off the second semester feeling like you might be able to pull it off.

2. When you think syllabus week means a light workload but the professors start off the semester with a fiery pit of assignments.

3. You barely make it to spring break but when you do you unleash all of your anxiety into a single week of relaxation.

4. Midterms appears out of nowhere and you have to give yourself a pep-talk.

5. Your friends ask you to hang out but at this point, there is nothing left you have to offer besides your knowledge that the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.

6. When there's that brief lull between midterms and finals where you have time to gather your thoughts.

7. Finals kick down your door and you're totally unprepared.

8. In a final desperate cry for help, you start avoiding your homework by doing anything you can think of just as a distraction.

9. You finally get down to business and go into pure survival mode.

10. The semester ends (it will end I promise even though it seems like its one long waking nightmare) and sweet relief washes over you.

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