Let's consult the dictionary of all mischievous dictionaries for this one -- Urban Dictionary, to be precise. Spring break def. "A week where all the dumb kids go to Cancun and all the level headed people get to relax. Ah, spring break, cleansing my town of idiots."

I'm not sure about every college but I know for certain GSU and about every other random northern/midwest college had spring break this past week. I know I am already having withdrawals from the constant craziness that arises while laying on a neon bathing suit covered beach.

Most people think of their spring break going like this:

But most of the time it ends up like this:

To make sure you kids made the best out of your week away from tedious homework assignments and exams out the wazoo I've configured a master checklist:

• End up the star of a Snapchat that wasn't your own... check
• Find yourself stranded on a beach 30 minutes away from your resort... check
• Lose one of the following: keys, phone, wallet, new sandals, dignity... check
• Get kicked out of your place and bunk with strangers... check
• Tell a cab driver she can be in your wedding... check
• Take a picture with the cops while they're busting somebody... check
• Have at least one argument (you probably don't remember)... check

As long as you didn't enter any wet t-shirt contests or end up with a distasteful tattoo on your rump than it's all A-okay. It always cracks me up when I hear people before spring break say, yeah, I'm just going to have a chill break with friends and they come back with two thousand stories that go against whatever they thought their break was going to intel -- i.e., someone slept on the beach all week and someone else got put in,"cruise jail."

But in the end, you are going back to school and as long as you did not make too many immoral mistakes then you will just always look back at SBK15 like...