Spring break is right around the corner and you know what that means. Partying all day and night, lots and lots of beaches, crystal clear waters, or sleeping for a week straight. Maybe all of the above. Either way, spring break is a time to get away from school and relax.

1. After you finish your last midterm

Before you even leave to go home or go on a trip, you need to unwind from the stress of midterms.

2. Alcohol

I think this one is self explanatory. This is the spring break mentality.

3. No work

I plan on sleeping, drinking, and repeating the previous actions. School work is not included in my plans.

4. Expectations

This is how I always picture spring break. 500 people in a hotel swimming pool? Why not. The more the merrier.

5. Reality

I might think I'm going to party the whole time, but I'll probably just sleep for 80 pecent of break.

6. Trips

Spring break is the time where hotels and resorts jack up their prices because they know they're going to do business anyway. It's like we're begging them to take more money from us.

7. By the end of break

By the fifth day, if this isn't me, I did spring break wrong.

8. It's never like Baywatch

No matter what I do or where I go, it's not Baywatch. Why is there never a David Chokachi when you need one?

9. Saturday

You're supposed to be winding down and getting ready to go back to school, but we'll fight it up until the end. Spring break isn't over until your 8 a.m. on Monday.

10. Going back

I will be angry, sad, and possibly aggressive. Don't tell me that I have to go back to that place where I'm supposed to learn things. Spring break can never end.