Spring break is coming up quickly, which means another year of let-down expectations and sun burns! Here's to another year of realistic college spring breaks!
Expectation: jumping right on a plane to a tropical destination without any troubles.
Reality: your suitcase weighs more than 50 lbs, you lost your I.D., security throws out your perfume, and your sat next to a crying baby.
Expectation: arriving at a luxurious hotel with swimming pools, a spa, and free room service.
Reality: remembering your broke so you rented a small one bedroom suite in a dumpy hotel.
Expectation: having all the boys drool over your out of nowhere perfect beach bod.
Reality: stuffing your face with french fries and ice cream and showing off your food baby of the beach.
Expectation: waking up for sunrise with mimosas and beautiful pictures for your Vsco.
Reality: sleeping until 2:00 in the afternoon because you're hungover and can't move.
Expectation: taking that one picture to post on Instagram to make everyone jealous.
Reality: forcing your friends to take hundreds of pictures of you just so you can spend the day editing them and finding zero to post.
Expectation: partying hard every night with free drinks and lots and lots of boys.
Reality: going too hard the first night and laying in bed hunger the rest of the week.
Expectation: eating delicious, native cuisine homemade from your exotic location.
Reality: shady pizza and french fries from the guy on the corner.
Expectation: meeting a stranger and falling madly in love and living happily ever after.
Reality: being stuck with your guy friends all week and getting drunk to make them look hotter.
Expectation: having the best week of your life with no problems or negative experiences
Reality: having a subpar week that you can barely remember and you never got laid.
BUT HEY! At least there was no classes for a week!
