College spring break is upon us and if you're not already on it, laying on the beach sippin' a nice cold drink, you will be soon.
Spring break in college is pretty synonymous with alcohol. It just is. The stereotypical, vision of spring break we see in movies and TV is a bunch of kids, in their bathing suits for 6 days straight and just getting SMASHED. (To be transparent, that's not really my scene, but for those who it is, TURN UP and take a shot for me.)
College students during the next month will be going all over the place, ready to get their break on.
The real question: what would these destinations be as alcohols?
1. Ft. Lauderdale, FL: Peach Taaka
Just typing this had my brain going "PEACH TAAKA PEACH TAAKA PEACH TAAKA." Ft. Lauderdale is the modern day PCB and is the headquarters of every Greek life student in the entire country. Every frat party I've ever gone to (when they could serve hard liquor, RIP) has served peach Taaka and to this day even looking at it makes me squirm.
2. South Padre Island, TX: Tequila
Honestly, just because South Padre is so close to Mexico, what other alcohol could it be?
3. Orlando, FL: Some super fruity mixed drink with mouse ears on it.
Does Orlando do anything without a Disney reference? Serious inquiry.
4. Panama City Beach, FL: Flavored Vodka
Because PCB used to be the serious hot spot for every college spring breaker, it also makes me think of flavored vodka mixed with OJ — AKA the kind of drinks that will never make you wanna drink orange juice again.
5. Nashville, TN: A really dope craft beer
Nashville is, tbh, the drunkest city I've ever been in and I'm here for it. Also, while I was there for a whole weekend, I didn't see a single person order any kind of drink other than a beer.
6. Cancun, Mexico: Margarita
Basically, tequila with the gooooood stuff.
7: Miami, FL: Pina Colada
The perfect drink to sip while you sit poolside and see Pitbull walk by #MrWorldWide am I right?
To all of those college kids going on spring break this year, be safe, drink responsibly and defy the rules of this destination/alcohol mashup.