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Why "Spring Break...Checkin' Out" Cannot Be Luke Bryan's Last Spring Break Album

“I've been candidly telling everybody the fact that I have somehow negotiated getting to do spring break through my 30s. I feel like I've kind of cheated the odds already,” said Bryan.

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Why "Spring Break...Checkin' Out" Cannot Be Luke Bryan's Last Spring Break Album

Hopefully we have all heard it. I'm talking about Luke Bryan's new and last spring break album, "Spring Break...Checkin' Out." After six years, unfortunately, Luke's week-long concert in Florida, as well as the mixture of party and relaxing music is coming to an end.

This album, like many of his others is a tribute to his fans, girls, the beach, and of course, drinking. But I am dreading spring break next year and the years after that because there won't be a new album from the Georgia Southern alum.

Now if you are like me and actually like country music, this news is devastating. I mean, who else am I supposed to listen to for a whole week straight while enjoying the sun, sand, and water? I seriously cannot choose out of the eleven songs on the playlist which one is my favorite because they are all just that good.

Here is a list of why I am going to miss these albums.

1. He may be getting older, but his butt is not getting any uglier.

2. If he is not constantly telling me to shake it for him, who will I shake it for?

3. I may or may not use Luke's lyrics as a way of justifying all of my spring break decisions.

4. Who else would I want to listen to while "sitting pretty in Suntan City?"

5. No one else but Luke can perfectly describe how "love in a college town" works -- we all know it doesn't, especially during spring break.

6. If there is not a song or album art dedicated to his Bronco, does he even still drive it? Or will there ever be a chance for me to drive it if he stops his spring break concerts?

7. Who else would dedicate a whole song to sorority girls for us to enjoy during spring break?

8. He taught me that if I wasn't there to party, then I shouldn't be there at all.

9. How else am I going to enjoy spring break without seeing his face and butt in person at his concerts on the beach?

10. Just -- without these albums, spring break won't be the same, okay?

Bye guys. I'm gonna go "spring breakdown" now and reminisce on what were the best spring breaks there ever was with Luke Bryan.

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