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25 Costumes Ideas For All You Punny People Out There

Because puns never fail.

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Oct 18, 2019

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25 Costumes Ideas For All You Punny People Out There

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Let's be honest, puns are the greatest thing to ever happen to the English language. Whether you're looking to be punny or just wanna DIY it this Halloween, this list is for you.

6. Candy Rapper

You can go as Eminem and make it even more punny! (See #8)

7. Insta Gram

My grandma actually has an Instagram. Hip.

11. Identity Thief

Just don't steal any hearts while you're at it.

13. Social Butterfly

At least you won't be socially awkward like I am with every encounter.

14. Hawaiian Punch

Don't actually punch anyone, you don't wanna to be charged with assault.

15. News Flash!

News flash: don't actually go in the nude for this one.

16. David Buoy

Not gonna lie, I cackled like a witch when I saw this.

17. Smartie Pants

You little nerds. *BONUS: Dress up as a nerd with the Nerds candy logo*

18. Ceiling Fan

Is the ceiling a sports team? The world may never know.

19. Cereal Killer

Not the Cinnamon Toast Crunch. *sad face*

20. "When Life Gives You Lemons. . ."

You chuck them at people who don't like your costume.

21. Baby Face

Sick of people telling you that you have a baby face? Creep them out with this.

22. Bread Winner

Italian, rye, banana, who knew bread was so versatile?

25. Iron Chef

Not Master Chef, sadly.

Go win that Halloween costume contest with your puns.

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25 Costumes Ideas For All You Punny People Out There

Because puns never fail.

1. Dunkin' Donuts

2. Pothead

3. Taco Belle

4. Ice, Ice, Baby

5. Copy Cat

6. Candy Rapper

7. Insta Gram

8. Bag of Eminem's

9. Blessing in Disguise

10. Pigs in a Blanket

11. Identity Thief

12. "Watch Me Whip . . ."

13. Social Butterfly

14. Hawaiian Punch

15. News Flash!

16. David Buoy

17. Smartie Pants

18. Ceiling Fan

19. Cereal Killer

20. "When Life Gives You Lemons. . ."

21. Baby Face

22. Bread Winner

23. Chick Magnet

24. Fork in the Road

25. Iron Chef

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"I don't want to do things. I want to not do things."

1. When you look at the syllabus and realize there are only three weeks of the semester left; even though the first day was LITERALLY yesterday.

2. You look at your grades and realize they probably aren't as high as they should be, which is a terrifying realization.

3. When you think to yourself at night, "tomorrow, I will wake up early and go to the library ALL day, and, hell, maybe after I'll go to the gym for a little bit, just to push myself that extra mile."

4. Tomorrow actually comes. The inevitable and overpowering sense of procrastination is too strong to overcome.

5. But you DO end up going to the library. Not all day though, but still, a while. But no, you do not go to the gym. Still, you made an effort, so you decide to treat yo' self.

6. When you realize you need to schedule a meeting with your adviser because you need to sign up for classes next semester. But you also realize that since you waited until the last minute, you're going to get stuck with all of the crappy classes.

7. When you low-key try to slip into conversation with your professors that you need extra credit because you're that desperate.

8. When it's already the third time you've seen your adviser in two days because you have no damn clue what you're doing and need all the help you can get.

9. When you apply for a job associated with your major even though you have no experience, but you just want to dive headfirst into the deep end of adulthood and get it over with.

The world is not always sunshine and rainbows, and you do not have to be, either.

It would be so much easier to just pay someone to do it for you

1. Figuring out when to start

2. Searching through list after list to get everything you need

3. Shopping for deals

4. Getting bins to put everything in

5. Figuring what you can’t live without

6. Going through clothes to find what you need

7. Finding out your siblings took something from you

8. Fighting with your parents.

9. Trying to plan things with your roommate

10. The fear of forgetting something

11. Move in day

Relatable moments from one of the best shows I have ever watched.

1. When you fail that midterm you studied so hard for.

2. When your crush finally texts back.

3. When payday comes around.

4. When you accidentally like someone's picture from 108 weeks ago.

5. When someone takes your unassigned assigned seat.

6. When your favorite character in your favorite TV series dies.

7. When that guy/girl you’ve been crushing on agrees to go on a date with you.

8. When you have so much to do, and such little motivation to do it.

9. When someone asks for your last fry.

10. When you try a new health-food craze.

11. When you get new clothing.

12. When you check your bank account.

13. When they're serving good food in the dining hall.

14. When someone tries to tell you what to do.

15. Or just your thoughts about life in general.

We all have that "I don't care" attitude.

1. Most students just take life day by day.

2. That means procrastinating, one day at a time.

3. College students don't mind dressing like crap sometimes.

4. In fact, dressing nice feels weird.

5. College students get so stressed that they contemplate dropping on a daily basis.

6. But most find another solution to deal with that stress.

7. And that solution can be pretty cheap. Anything over $5 is expensive.

8. One of the only things college students will spend money on is coffee.

9. College is just really expensive and you never forget how expensive it is.

10. But hey, we're getting a somewhat high-quality education, right?

11. We all really just want to pet dogs all day.

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