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25 Costumes Ideas For All You Punny People Out There

Because puns never fail.

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Oct 18, 2019

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25 Costumes Ideas For All You Punny People Out There

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Let's be honest, puns are the greatest thing to ever happen to the English language. Whether you're looking to be punny or just wanna DIY it this Halloween, this list is for you.

6. Candy Rapper

You can go as Eminem and make it even more punny! (See #8)

7. Insta Gram

My grandma actually has an Instagram. Hip.

11. Identity Thief

Just don't steal any hearts while you're at it.

13. Social Butterfly

At least you won't be socially awkward like I am with every encounter.

14. Hawaiian Punch

Don't actually punch anyone, you don't wanna to be charged with assault.

15. News Flash!

News flash: don't actually go in the nude for this one.

16. David Buoy

Not gonna lie, I cackled like a witch when I saw this.

17. Smartie Pants

You little nerds. *BONUS: Dress up as a nerd with the Nerds candy logo*

18. Ceiling Fan

Is the ceiling a sports team? The world may never know.

19. Cereal Killer

Not the Cinnamon Toast Crunch. *sad face*

20. "When Life Gives You Lemons. . ."

You chuck them at people who don't like your costume.

21. Baby Face

Sick of people telling you that you have a baby face? Creep them out with this.

22. Bread Winner

Italian, rye, banana, who knew bread was so versatile?

25. Iron Chef

Not Master Chef, sadly.

Go win that Halloween costume contest with your puns.

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1. Dunkin' Donuts

2. Pothead

3. Taco Belle

4. Ice, Ice, Baby

5. Copy Cat

6. Candy Rapper

7. Insta Gram

8. Bag of Eminem's

9. Blessing in Disguise

10. Pigs in a Blanket

11. Identity Thief

12. "Watch Me Whip . . ."

13. Social Butterfly

14. Hawaiian Punch

15. News Flash!

16. David Buoy

17. Smartie Pants

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22. Bread Winner

23. Chick Magnet

24. Fork in the Road

25. Iron Chef

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1. Eat

2. Be seen running across campus

3. Sleep

4. Skip Class

5. Blurt out

6. Wear dresses

7. Wear Crocs

8.Run on 4 hours of sleep

9. Use a Laptop

10. Crying

Because smiling gives you wrinkles.

1. “When I first met you, I thought you were a b*tch.”

2. Somebody asks you if you’re mad at them at least once a day.

3. You always look unamused. Even when you are very amused.

4. Anna Wintour is your spirit animal.

5. You are never approached by people who are tabling on campus.

6. You have to practice smiling before you get your photo taken.

7. The word “judgmental” is thrown at you on the daily.

8. You make people visibly uncomfortable in section by glancing at them.

9. Your parents thought that this was just part of a teenage phase, but this is actually just your face.

10. Your face could get you out of jury duty.

It hits hard in college.

1. Excitement of the final year

2. Trying to take easy classes to make it out alive

3. Does attendance count for a grade?

4. Skipping once won't hurt me

5. Wait that is due?

6. I'm just trying to graduate

7. I'll just do this assignment during my other class

8. Patiently waiting

9. Rejection

10. Accepting that you might have gotten a degree for nothing

11. Probably should have studied for that test

12. Sanity > class

13. Finally an acceptance letter

14. Oh yeah, finals

15. Graduating!

You might not see them everyday anymore, but you're still friends and your text messages prove it.

1. "Should I skip class today?"

2. "Did you hear ________ is engaged?"

3. "When are you coming home?"

4. "I finally talked to the cute guy in my science lecture."

5. GIFs, on GIFs, on GIFs.

6. "I saw the cutest puppy on my walk to class this morning!"

7. "Do you remember when we ________ at ________?"

8. "I miss you."

Sometimes these things are both necessary and inevitable.

1. Spending their money - when they actually don't have any.

2. Take naps. Lots of naps.

3. Staying up late binge-watching a Netflix show when you have an early class.

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7. "Do you remember when we at ?"