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21 'SpongeBob SquarePants' Quotes College Kids Can Use During Awkward Group Project Conversations

"Can I be excused for the rest of my life?"

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I bet when you got to college you probably thought that you were done with all of your awkward group projects right?

You were so wrong. College is great, it's just an added bonus that at some point we have a group project and then have partners that don't do anything.

Here are 21 of my favorite Spongebob quotes that you can use during awkward group project conversations.

1. "Well, it may be stupid, but it's also dumb." — Patrick

2. "I wumbo, you wumbo, he-she-me wumbo. Wumboing, wumbology, the study of wumbo. It's first grade Spongebob!" — Patrick

3. "I don't need it." — Spongebob

4. "Can I be excused for the rest of my life?" — Spongebob

5. Sandy: "Don't you have to be stupid somewhere else now?"Patrick: "Not until 4."

6. "The.... break time!" — Spongebob

7. "I don't wanna grow up! I want cookies!" — Spongebob

8. "The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma." — Patrick

9. "I made it with my tears." — Spongebob

10. "Ooh east? I thought you said weast." — Patrick

11. 'With imagination, you can be anything you want." — Spongebob

12. "Is mayonnaise an instrument?" — Patrick

13. "Sometimes we gotta go deep inside ourselves to solve our problems." —Patrick

14. Goodbye everyone. I'll remember you all in therapy." — Plankton

15. "Ya'll better apologize, or I'll be on you like ugly on an ape." — Sandy

16. "Leedle leedle leedle lee." — Patrick

17. "It took us three days to make that potato salad. THREE DAYS!" — Tom (a Bikini Bottom citizen)

18. "Do you smell it? That smell. A kind of smelly smell. The smelly smell that smells... smelly." — Mr Krabs

19. "I'm in the middle of a coffee-fueled sermon right now." — Mrs. Puff

20. "Stop it you're embarrassing me!" — Pearl

21. "Meow, meow." — Gary

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