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21 'SpongeBob SquarePants' Quotes College Kids Can Use During Awkward Group Project Conversations

"Can I be excused for the rest of my life?"

Erica Hanna

Mar 11, 2019

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I bet when you got to college you probably thought that you were done with all of your awkward group projects right?

You were so wrong. College is great, it's just an added bonus that at some point we have a group project and then have partners that don't do anything.

Here are 21 of my favorite Spongebob quotes that you can use during awkward group project conversations.

1. "Well, it may be stupid, but it's also dumb." — Patrick

2. "I wumbo, you wumbo, he-she-me wumbo. Wumboing, wumbology, the study of wumbo. It's first grade Spongebob!" — Patrick

3. "I don't need it." — Spongebob

4. "Can I be excused for the rest of my life?" — Spongebob

5. Sandy: "Don't you have to be stupid somewhere else now?"Patrick: "Not until 4."

6. "The.... break time!" — Spongebob

7. "I don't wanna grow up! I want cookies!" — Spongebob

8. "The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma." — Patrick

9. "I made it with my tears." — Spongebob

10. "Ooh east? I thought you said weast." — Patrick

11. 'With imagination, you can be anything you want." — Spongebob

12. "Is mayonnaise an instrument?" — Patrick

13. "Sometimes we gotta go deep inside ourselves to solve our problems." —Patrick

14. Goodbye everyone. I'll remember you all in therapy." — Plankton

15. "Ya'll better apologize, or I'll be on you like ugly on an ape." — Sandy

16. "Leedle leedle leedle lee." — Patrick

17. "It took us three days to make that potato salad. THREE DAYS!" — Tom (a Bikini Bottom citizen)

18. "Do you smell it? That smell. A kind of smelly smell. The smelly smell that smells... smelly." — Mr Krabs

19. "I'm in the middle of a coffee-fueled sermon right now." — Mrs. Puff

20. "Stop it you're embarrassing me!" — Pearl

21. "Meow, meow." — Gary

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21 'SpongeBob SquarePants' Quotes College Kids Can Use During Awkward Group Project Conversations

"Can I be excused for the rest of my life?"

1. "Well, it may be stupid, but it's also dumb." — Patrick

2. "I wumbo, you wumbo, he-she-me wumbo. Wumboing, wumbology, the study of wumbo. It's first grade Spongebob!" — Patrick

3. "I don't need it." — Spongebob

4. "Can I be excused for the rest of my life?" — Spongebob

5. Sandy: "Don't you have to be stupid somewhere else now?"Patrick: "Not until 4."

6. "The.... break time!" — Spongebob

7. "I don't wanna grow up! I want cookies!" — Spongebob

8. "The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma." — Patrick

9. "I made it with my tears." — Spongebob

10. "Ooh east? I thought you said weast." — Patrick

11. 'With imagination, you can be anything you want." — Spongebob

12. "Is mayonnaise an instrument?" — Patrick

13. "Sometimes we gotta go deep inside ourselves to solve our problems." —Patrick

14. Goodbye everyone. I'll remember you all in therapy." — Plankton

15. "Ya'll better apologize, or I'll be on you like ugly on an ape." — Sandy

16. "Leedle leedle leedle lee." — Patrick

17. "It took us three days to make that potato salad. THREE DAYS!" — Tom (a Bikini Bottom citizen)

18. "Do you smell it? That smell. A kind of smelly smell. The smelly smell that smells... smelly." — Mr Krabs

19. "I'm in the middle of a coffee-fueled sermon right now." — Mrs. Puff

20. "Stop it you're embarrassing me!" — Pearl

21. "Meow, meow." — Gary

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The most common: "Is it time to go back to school yet?"

1. “It’s the most wonderful time of the year!”

2. “A home cooked meal at last.”

3. “Happy Holidays! I need to bake cookies and watch movies.”

4. “Reunited and it feels so good!"

5. "Okay, it's January second. Time to go back to school.”

6. "$125 to rent a textbook?"

7. “I should probably get some shifts in.”

8. “I’m broke.”

9. “I’m hungry.”

10. “How many more days left of break?”

11. “I love not having any responsibilities.”

12. “I’m staying in bed. All. Day.”

13. “Wait, should I start working out?”

14. “Wow I need to go back to school.”

The holiday season can be the best and most stressful time of the year, especially when more people are involved.

1. The Family Traditions

2. Enough food for an actual army

3. Never enough space

4. Always Loud & Never Boring

5. Parties. Parties. Parties.

6. Scheduling

7. Travelling

8. The family members you see once a year

9. DRAMA

10. The questions about life

AKA, Christmas overload.

I'm technically an adult, so I'm legally required to live a little, right?

1. Watch an R-rated Scary Movie in a Movie Theater

2. Buy a Lottery Ticket

3. Vote in an Election

4. Participate in a Run (or a Walk, Realistically) for Charity

5. Go on a Road Trip

6. Start a Savings Account

7. Get a Credit Card

8. Sign up for Spotify Premium

9. Go to a Club

10. Start a Meditation Routine

11. Go to a Yoga Class

12. Treat Myself to a Dinner for One

13. Volunteer for a Charity

14. Participate in a Research Study

15. Bake Something (That Ends Up Being Edible)

16. Go Skydiving

17. Be Called for Jury Duty

18. Figure Out What I Want to Do With my Life

The holiday classics that shaped my life

1."But what would happen if we all tried to be like Santa and learned to give as only he can give: of ourselves, our talents, our love and our hearts? Maybe we could all learn Santa's beautiful lesson and maybe there would finally be peace on Earth and good will toward men."

"Sometimes the most real things in the world are the things we can't see."

"If you won't use your heart, who cares if it gets broken? If you just keep it to yourself, maybe it'll be like my rollerblades. When you do decide to try it, it won't be any good. You should take a chance. Got nothing to lose."

"Remember, no man is a failure who has friends."

"Life is made up of meetings and partings. That is the way of it."

"If you look for it, I've got a sneaky feeling you'll find a that love actually is all around."

"Sometimes things look good on paper, but lose their luster when you see how it affects real folks. I guess a healthy bottom line doesn't mean much if to get it, you have to hurt the ones you depend on."

"'Maybe Christmas,' he thought, 'doesn't come from a store. Maybe Christmas, perhaps, means a little bit more.'"

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