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Spongebob Quotes You Didn't Know You Needed In Your Life

and that can be thrown into everyday conversations

Maggie Reid

Jul 24, 2017

Utica College

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I have a problem when it comes to quoting spongebob, but honestly, who doesn't? Growing up, I logged a ridiculous amount of spongebob after school. Even know, in college, I still watch it. It's an iconic show. Don't @ me.

1) Gold team rules!

3) CHOCOLATE!!!

4) Is mayonnaise an instrument?

5) Magic conch! *Screeching noise*

6) Patrick: Mindy!? Did you see my underwear? Mindy: No, Patrick. Patrick: Did you want to?

7) The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma!

8) SpongeBob! Why?! Why did you set me on fire SpongeBob?! Why didn't you just write your essay?! Stop Wasting Time!

9) Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is Patrick!

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11) The pioneers used to ride these babies for miles!

12) I know of a place, where you never get harmed,a magical place with magical charms, indoors, indoors.

13) It was big! Scary! And pink!

14) Wumbo? Wumbology? The study of wumbo? It's first grade SpongeBob!

15) Can you smell it? That smell..a kind of smelly smell. A smelly smell that smells...smelly.

16) Squidward: Could you please not stand so close to me. You're making me claustrophobic.

Patrick: What does Claustrophobic mean?

SpongeBob: It means he's afraid of Santa Claus.

Patrick: Ho ho ho!

SpongeBob: Patrick stop! You're scaring him!

17) Spongebob: What do you normally do when I'm gone? Patrick: Wait for you to get back.

18) Alright, which one of you flatfoots stole my lollypop?

19) Ravioli, ravioli, give me the formuoli

20) But we stole a balloon!

Yeah, on free balloon day!

21) Who you calling pinhead?

22) Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died.

23) Either you a) put the dime in me pants. B) put the dime in me pants. Or c) put the dime in me pants!

24) Hoy minoy!

25) I don't wanna grow up! I want cookies!

26) Who are you people?

27) Firmly grasp it

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