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Spongebob Quotes You Didn't Know You Needed In Your Life

and that can be thrown into everyday conversations

Maggie Reid

Jul 24, 2017

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Spongebob Quotes You Didn't Know You Needed In Your Life

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I have a problem when it comes to quoting spongebob, but honestly, who doesn't? Growing up, I logged a ridiculous amount of spongebob after school. Even know, in college, I still watch it. It's an iconic show. Don't @ me.

1) Gold team rules!

3) CHOCOLATE!!!

4) Is mayonnaise an instrument?

5) Magic conch! *Screeching noise*

6) Patrick: Mindy!? Did you see my underwear? Mindy: No, Patrick. Patrick: Did you want to?

7) The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma!

8) SpongeBob! Why?! Why did you set me on fire SpongeBob?! Why didn't you just write your essay?! Stop Wasting Time!

9) Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is Patrick!

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11) The pioneers used to ride these babies for miles!

12) I know of a place, where you never get harmed,a magical place with magical charms, indoors, indoors.

13) It was big! Scary! And pink!

14) Wumbo? Wumbology? The study of wumbo? It's first grade SpongeBob!

15) Can you smell it? That smell..a kind of smelly smell. A smelly smell that smells...smelly.

16) Squidward: Could you please not stand so close to me. You're making me claustrophobic.

Patrick: What does Claustrophobic mean?

SpongeBob: It means he's afraid of Santa Claus.

Patrick: Ho ho ho!

SpongeBob: Patrick stop! You're scaring him!

17) Spongebob: What do you normally do when I'm gone? Patrick: Wait for you to get back.

18) Alright, which one of you flatfoots stole my lollypop?

19) Ravioli, ravioli, give me the formuoli

20) But we stole a balloon!

Yeah, on free balloon day!

21) Who you calling pinhead?

22) Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died.

23) Either you a) put the dime in me pants. B) put the dime in me pants. Or c) put the dime in me pants!

24) Hoy minoy!

25) I don't wanna grow up! I want cookies!

26) Who are you people?

27) Firmly grasp it

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2. When you try to figure out how class enrollment works

3. When it’s move in day

4. When you arrive on campus and see all of the attractive people

5. FROG Week

6. When you find your squad

7. When you visit DHall (RIP) or EHall for the first time

8. When you take on way too many credits

9. When you go to your first party at JMU

10. When the rival school shows up for the homecoming game (or any game really)

11. Sunday Brunch

12. When you see the infamous “preacher” for the first time

13. The first snow day

14. Madipalooza

15. When finals week rolls around

16. When you have to say goodbye

17. And when you finally get to go back

Do you have a small get-together or throw a big bash?

1. Your family and friends ask what you want for your birthday, so you give them a list of options.

2. You're super excited about your birthday the week before.

3. Your family flies in town to celebrate with you.

4. Your siblings wake you up.

5. Your friends are so excited to be with you on your big day.

6. If you work, your office might throw a party for you.

7. For your actual party, you plan a small get-together with close family and friends ...

8. ... or large celebration with everyone you know.

9. You eat the best meal you've had in weeks.

10. You devour the first piece of cake proudly.

11. You embarrass yourself somehow.

12. You get the present you really wanted but thought no one would get you.

13. You are a little sad about getting older.

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All names should be "unisex names."

1. Communicating via email can be awkward.

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4. You’ve probably thought about changing your name.

5. You’re often asked why you have the name you do.

6. You get excited when you meet someone of your gender with your name.

7. You feel awkward when you meet someone of the opposite gender with your name.

8. You’ve had someone say to you, “I knew a [your name], but they were [your opposite gender].”

9. You’ve heard a bad joke/pick-up line or two about your name before.

10. People are surprised when they see you.

11. You’re extra sensitive to other unique or unisex names.

12. You’ve fought with your parents about it.

13. All things considered, you’re happy your name makes you unique.

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