Let's face it: Spongebob is extremely quotable. I'm not talking about the weird, disturbing crud that is the modern Spongebob, but the OLD Spongebob that we grew up with. I find myself quoting our favorite barnacle head every day, and it's great. It's even better when those around you understand the references and shoot a Spongebob quote right back at you (greatest feeling ever). Here's a list of the most famous and hilarious quotes from the hit Nickelodeon show that will always hold a place in our hearts.
1. "Is mayonnaise an instrument?"
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Giphy"Horseradish is not an instrument either."
2. "Is this the Krusty Krab?" "No, this is Patrick."
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Giphy"Uh Patrick, that's the name of the restaurant."
3. "CHOCOLATE!!!"
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Giphy"What are they selling?!"
4. "It took us three days to make that potato salad!"
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Giphy"THREE DAYS!!!"
5. "The best time to wear a striped sweater...is all the time."
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Giphy"Eating here was your idea..."
6. "Can I be excused for the rest of my life?"
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Giphy"Hi, Spongebob. I'm gonna kick your butt."
7. "May I take your hat, sir?"
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Giphy"You mean like a weenie? Okay!"
8. "We should take Bikini Bottom and push it somewhere else!"
"That idea might be crazy enough...to get us all killed!"
9. "I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me wumbo..."
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Giphy"It's first grade, Spongebob!"
10. "My Leg!"
*in agony* "My leg..."
11. "Who you calling' pinhead?"
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Giphy"I wanna be Dirty Dan!"
12. "East? I thought you said weast."
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Giphy"That's west, Patrick. You're fired again!"
13. "The Krusty Krab pizza is the pizza for you and me!"
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14. "The boy cries you a sweater of tears...and you kill him."
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Giphy"How can you ever live with yourself?!"
15. "I can't see my forehead!"
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Giphy"What's YOUR problem?"
16. "Are you feeling it now, Mr. Krabs?"
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Giphy"I'm feeling it, Spongebob!"
"Patrick, that's not a ride!"
17. "P.O.O.P. People Order Our Patties."
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Giphy"Looks like Mr. Squarepants understands P.O.O.P."
18. "Am I a pretty girl?"
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Giphy"Uh...you're beautiful."
*Mailman looks disgusted*
19. "That's his...eager face."
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Giphy"This is exactly how I'd pictured your band would look."
20. "Do you smell that? A smell...a kind of smelly smell. A smelly smell that smells...smelly."
"ANCHOVIES!!!"
21. "Firmly grasp it!"
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Giphy"That oughta do it."
22. "Sandy's a girl?"
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Giphy"Neptune's preserver!"
23. "I'm ugly and I'm proud."
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Giphy"Is that what he calls it?"
24. "I say we TIP SOMETHING OVER!"
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Giphy"Now what?!"
"Get the lifeguard!"
25. "I love you."
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Giphy*slams door*
26. "Don't you have to be stupid somewhere else?"
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Giphy"Not until four."
27. "Leedle leedle leedle lee!"
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28. "He poisoned our water supply, burned our crops, and delivered a plague unto our houses!"
"He did?!"
"No! But are we just gonna wait around until he does?!"
29. "I can't hear you! It's too dark in here!"
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30. "When I need a job done, I get someone with a job to do that job!!!"
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Giphy"What are you saying?"
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