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Spongebob Explains My College Experience So Far

I'm ready for college! I'm ready for college!

Taylor Savannah Sutton

Apr 18, 2016

Otterbein University

Spongebob Explains My College Experience So Far

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Are you ready, kids? (Aye-aye, Captain!) I can't hear you! (Aye-aye, Captain!) OOOOOOOHHHHHH!

Who lives in dorm room far from their homes? College Students! Stressed out and and dirt poor and dying are we! College Students! If living in debt is something you fear! College Students! Then pack all your bags and get out of here! College Students! College Students, College Students, College Student! Col-oh-ledge Students!!!!!

1. Thinking That You're Super Cool as a College Kid When Really You're Just...Not...

You are a freshman, calm yourself...

2. Working Out in College Like...

3. When the Stress of Actually Passing Catches Up With You

Surprise, you need to actually put in effort to make it through all 4+ years of college.

4. When You Get Any Points on a Really Hard Exam!

You studied, you failed, but you still got some points! Good enough!

5. When You Realize You're Only Half Way Through Your Homework

6. Waking Up at 8am Like...

7. Pulling That Tenth All-nighter Like...

The paper doesn't have to be good! As long as it's done!

8. When You See Food for the First Time in Days

9. When You Sleep for the First Time in Weeks

10. Ignoring Your Responsibilities Like...

11. Trying to be an Adult Like...

To be honest, I'm surprised I got this far...

12. Pretending You Have Enough Talent to Actually Make It

13. Dealing With Other People Like...

14. Debating Whether or Not You Could Actually Survive College...

15. Pretending Everything is Just Fine...

If I ignore my problems, maybe they'll go away!

16. Trying to Make New Friends Like...

17. Trying to Find Motivation to Finish What You Started...

18. Dealing With Personal Problems Like...

19. Sitting in a Class That Has No Benefit to Your Major...

20. When Someone Says College is Easy!

Go ahead and try it, prove me wrong!

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2. Working Out in College Like...

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5. When You Realize You're Only Half Way Through Your Homework

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All names should be "unisex names."

1. Communicating via email can be awkward.

2. Appointments usually accompany weird looks.

3. Introducing yourself to someone is never without a hitch.

4. You’ve probably thought about changing your name.

5. You’re often asked why you have the name you do.

6. You get excited when you meet someone of your gender with your name.

7. You feel awkward when you meet someone of the opposite gender with your name.

8. You’ve had someone say to you, “I knew a [your name], but they were [your opposite gender].”

9. You’ve heard a bad joke/pick-up line or two about your name before.

10. People are surprised when they see you.

11. You’re extra sensitive to other unique or unisex names.

12. You’ve fought with your parents about it.

13. All things considered, you’re happy your name makes you unique.

You know that all of these things apply to you. You'll just never tell.

I get it... I'm pale.

1. At least I can't lose you in a crowd!

2. Oh my goodness your skin is like glow-in-the-dark.

3. Can't you just get fake tan?

4. Do you tan or just burn?

5. Your kids are going to look like Casper the Friendly Ghost!

6. *holds arm against your arm* Look how much darker I am compared to you!

7. *holds pale arm against another pale arm* Aw, at least you're darker than her!

8. I laid out by the pool almost every day over break!

9. I haven't used sunscreen since I was, like, five.

10. *adjusts selfie lighting to their face* Oops, where'd you go??

11. *after working out* Your face is SO red!

12. *wears white* Look! You're all one color!

13. You need to get some sun.

14. Aren't you excited for summer?

The struggle bus is real.

1. Child prodigies:

2. Hearing other musicians in the practice room next door and accepting that you will never be as talented as them:

3. That anxiety that takes over before every performance:

4. Taking a million 0 credit classes:

5. When there's a paper due the next day, but you have to attend yet another concert in order to pass a 0 credit class:

6. When your friends try to encourage you after a performance, even though you are criticizing everything in your mind:

7. Knowing that there's always that one professor during juries:

8. The oh-so-attractive band/choir uniforms:

9. Realizing that a college campus is maybe not the best atmosphere to finish your latest composition:

10. Hearing "Oh, you sing opera? I LOVE Phantom of the Opera!" for the hundredth time:

11. When people think finals week is a breeze for you.

12. When you're drowning in the stress that comes with 18+ credits (and not to mention all those 0 credit classes) and people ask you how you are:

13. When it all comes down to it, though, you know that at the end of the day, music is your passion:

We don't buy into these... just like how we don't buy our friends.

8. "The whole philanthropy thing isn't real, right?"

7. "I don't need to buy my friends."

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6. holds arm against your arm Look how much darker I am compared to you!

7. holds pale arm against another pale arm Aw, at least you're darker than her!

10. adjusts selfie lighting to their face Oops, where'd you go??

11. after working out Your face is SO red!

12. wears white Look! You're all one color!