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Spongebob Explains My College Experience So Far

I'm ready for college! I'm ready for college!

Taylor Savannah Sutton

Apr 18, 2016

Otterbein University

Spongebob Explains My College Experience So Far

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Are you ready, kids? (Aye-aye, Captain!) I can't hear you! (Aye-aye, Captain!) OOOOOOOHHHHHH!

Who lives in dorm room far from their homes? College Students! Stressed out and and dirt poor and dying are we! College Students! If living in debt is something you fear! College Students! Then pack all your bags and get out of here! College Students! College Students, College Students, College Student! Col-oh-ledge Students!!!!!

1. Thinking That You're Super Cool as a College Kid When Really You're Just...Not...

You are a freshman, calm yourself...

2. Working Out in College Like...

3. When the Stress of Actually Passing Catches Up With You

Surprise, you need to actually put in effort to make it through all 4+ years of college.

4. When You Get Any Points on a Really Hard Exam!

You studied, you failed, but you still got some points! Good enough!

5. When You Realize You're Only Half Way Through Your Homework

6. Waking Up at 8am Like...

7. Pulling That Tenth All-nighter Like...

The paper doesn't have to be good! As long as it's done!

8. When You See Food for the First Time in Days

9. When You Sleep for the First Time in Weeks

10. Ignoring Your Responsibilities Like...

11. Trying to be an Adult Like...

To be honest, I'm surprised I got this far...

12. Pretending You Have Enough Talent to Actually Make It

13. Dealing With Other People Like...

14. Debating Whether or Not You Could Actually Survive College...

15. Pretending Everything is Just Fine...

If I ignore my problems, maybe they'll go away!

16. Trying to Make New Friends Like...

17. Trying to Find Motivation to Finish What You Started...

18. Dealing With Personal Problems Like...

19. Sitting in a Class That Has No Benefit to Your Major...

20. When Someone Says College is Easy!

Go ahead and try it, prove me wrong!

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Spongebob Explains My College Experience So Far

I'm ready for college! I'm ready for college!

1. Thinking That You're Super Cool as a College Kid When Really You're Just...Not...

2. Working Out in College Like...

3. When the Stress of Actually Passing Catches Up With You

4. When You Get Any Points on a Really Hard Exam!

5. When You Realize You're Only Half Way Through Your Homework

6. Waking Up at 8am Like...

7. Pulling That Tenth All-nighter Like...

8. When You See Food for the First Time in Days

9. When You Sleep for the First Time in Weeks

10. Ignoring Your Responsibilities Like...

11. Trying to be an Adult Like...

12. Pretending You Have Enough Talent to Actually Make It

13. Dealing With Other People Like...

14. Debating Whether or Not You Could Actually Survive College...

15. Pretending Everything is Just Fine...

16. Trying to Make New Friends Like...

17. Trying to Find Motivation to Finish What You Started...

18. Dealing With Personal Problems Like...

19. Sitting in a Class That Has No Benefit to Your Major...

20. When Someone Says College is Easy!

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Living in the dorms can tear down your immune system.

1. Drink lots of tea with honey.

2. Get a good amount of rest.

3. Make an appointment with the health center or at a doctor's office.

4. Stock up on soup and crackers.

5. If you are able to, go home.

College isn't easy, and I'm afraid I'm not going to make it at the rate my mental health is going.

You gotta do what you gotta do.

1.Shower

2. Sleep

3. Schedule

4. Eat Well

5. Exercise

6. Socialize

7. Be on Time

8. Chillax

9. Journal/Pray/Reflect

10. Gain Perspective

11. Do what works for you

Leslie gets it.

Your professor mentions there's a test in a few days and you didn't know about it.

You spend all day long in class and now realize you also have to spend the next few nights awake studying.

You take out your textbook and notes, but don't have the energy to actually read them.

You keep reading the same sentence over and over, but it still doesn't make sense.

You can’t focus, and your roommate suggests you go to the library.

You realize there are still over 50 pages left to read.

You reach the two-hour mark of studying and get delirious and want to give up.

You take a Netflix and snack break.

Your friends told you they were staying in with you to study, but they end up going out.

Your friends ask why you need to study instead of having fun.

Your friends send you pictures of them out having fun, but you're stuck in the library and want to run away.

You walk out of the test and realize staying in and studying was worth it because you definitely aced it.

No, I'm not mad, that's just my face

1. You can't control it.

2. You are not always pissed off.

3. Most of the time, you're just fine.

4. Usually, nothing is wrong.

5. Sometimes, you use it to your advantage.

6. But you actually are approachable most times.

7. Fake smiling is tough.

8. You are not actually a b***h.

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